#rantsofagiantsquid

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rantsofagiantsquid replied to your post: Why am I on Omegle?

Holy shit, that website is so much fucking fun.

Indeed it is, then other times it's just scary

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rantsofagiantsquid replied to your post: I really want my hair to be long now so I don’t...

I get hit on by lesbians all the fucking time.

It's a little ridiculous. I didn't have this problem when I had long hair! And I actually dress much girlier now than I did when I had long hair like it doesn't make sense!

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rantsofagiantsquid replied to your post: A History of Ex-mas

I think… I think we lead the same life? This seriously happens to me every fucking year.

MY CONDOLENCES. Seriously, like I need any more reason to hate the holidays. 

[izzystardust91]

I AM SO GLAD YOU LOVE PANDAS DEAR SWEET POTATO JEEBUS THEY'RE SO CUTE AND I NEED ONE IN MY LIFE JUST TO CUDDLE WITH BEFORE I GO TO BED BECAUSE THAT WOULD MAKE THINGS SO MUCH BETTER.

AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT?! JUST THE CUTEST! BEST ANIMAL! GAME OVER! THEY WIN! LISTEN TO THIS GLORIOUS CHILD!

[diaryofahoneybadger]

Green

Green- Four life goals

Get into college of choice with scholarships (ALL of them).

Find a career that I enjoy (and pays bills).

I want to have kids someday, and I want a family, a functional one. I want to be able to prove that it can happen, I want my kids to know a better childhood than I did.

I want to go Zorbing.

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oops i accidentally published that last ask dammit

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flawlessmodel replied to your post: rantsofagiantsquid replied to your post: Maybe if...

I WISH I LOOKED AS GOOD AS YOU WITH SHORT HAIR

rantsofagiantsquid replied to your post: rantsofagiantsquid replied to your post: Maybe if...

NO BBY U R EVERYTHING. I LUV U. Also, I’m about to post a picture of a seal for you. Juss 4 u.

ASH, ZEY, YOU GUIZ ARE WONDERFUL SHTOP

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rantsofagiantsquid replied to your post: Maybe if my hair grew faster I’d be prettier....

Oh, but darling, you’re beautiful. And I love your hair. I wish I could pull off the style you have, but I would look like I got ran over by a seal.

OMG ASHLEY you have no idea how hard I just LOLed oh my god, I got the funniest image in my head of a cute derpy little seal just slumping and sloping over a person's head I'M DYING. But in all sincerity, thank ye bb. And shut up you're adorable and lovely and gorgeous and EVERYTHING YOU ARE EVERYTHING. I'm sorry I shouldn't drink coffee at 5 pm.