#rapper!velma

[askvelmathegoat]

*It was a wonder why Velma still felt like she had this urge to rap. Just how did this carry over to the next day? It was nice rhyming words in a quite lyrical way.. but saying words a rapper would say? It just wasn't the way she was normally. The urge to rap was just still so hard to resist, and she realized by now this must've been the anonymous magic.. but she couldn't say anything worthwhile now without rapping.* 

"W-why can't I-I resist r-rapping like t-this..? I-I hope t-there w-wasn't anything t-to miss..! I-I don't k-know when t-this will e-end.. b-but please I-I hope w-we can still b-be friends.. blih.."

[askvelmathegoat]

*arrives in your town* hello, im the traveler anon, please guide me and introduce me to everything here

*Velma still felt this urge to lyrically rap instead of talk like she normally does, and she just couldn’t resist this, despite all of her trying to.* 

 Y-yo..! L-let’s start t-the s-show…! I-It’s a p-pleasure to m-meet you, d-do you w-want to see M-Main Street too..!?! O-Okay! , what d-do you s-say? T-this is t-the train s-station, t-this is w-where you’d g-go if y-you’d like to t-take a v-vacation..! T-this i-is the t-town of C-Camelot, I-I hope  y-you get t-to see this p-place a l-lot! I’m V-Velma Knottingham, n-nobody l-lives here that i-is named S-Sam! N-next up i-is the t-town tree, p-please don’t skin y-your knee..! T-the residents a-all gather t-together, t-that’s what s-seems to m-make it b-better! T-the t-town hall i-is where t-the m-mayor has i-it all..!! W-what more d-do I h-have to s-say, is t-this all for t-today..? W-what more d-do you w-want t-to see?!? J-just come w-with me..!! Blih.. 

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((M!A: 1/5, mun note: this was just too fun to write!!))

[askvelmathegoat]

magic anon: velma can only answer 5 asks rapping

*The urge to rhyme words and seemingly rap while speaking was now hard to resist for an odd reason. Why did she feel this? She never normally listened to rap music, nor even cared to care about that particular genre. But now, it all seemed so hard to resist it anymore, maybe this was the magic again..? The words that seemed so rare for her to say in a rhyming, kind of lyrical fashion started to pour out*

W-what’s g-going on..?!? W-why is t-this l-like a song, w-what kinda w-way is t-this to speak, I-I’m not g-going to t-the creek! Y-yo, I-I don’t u-understand.. b-but please don’t p-put me i-in the m-marching band! Blih..

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((M!A: 0/5! I’m loving this already!))