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[devinbowermaster-blog]

Good night world another day of sobriety :) my heart is filled with hope as memories of love empower me to fight! #babo #grapes #narf #raptordance #god #youaremysunshine

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[unfairtwiggylord-blog]

Justin, I am Jealous

I have to admit it, Justin, I am jealous of you. Well, not exactly you, more of your time management abilities.

First off, I would like to thank Pete Hamilton, Robyn Gross and little Michael Cerulo for introducing me to you. I thought I managed to pack my 24 hours full of activity but you, sir, take the cake!

Let me use my limited math skills to try and break down what I know of your day... thanks to the three people mentioned above. They were complicit in letting everyone know about you, so I thank them all equally.

I know that you work a full time job. That's 8 hours a day right there. I also know you do not work from home, so let's throw in an extra hour for travel and prep. I figure you sleep the average 8 hours a night. What is that, 17 hours gone already? I also know you have a young child and another on the way / newly born. That has to take up another hour a day, right? I mean I bet even Robyn manages an hour with the kids a day. 18 hours already gone. Great, most of us can manage that... it is the other 6 hours that really amaze me!

You spend 2-3 hours a night watching Kermit and Friends, another 4 hours a night watching hangouts. You spend at least an hour a day going after people on twitter and at least another hour a day under my account (Chad=Twiggy... thanks again, Michael Cerulo!) We are now at 26/27 hours... but wait a minute, you also, according to Pete Hamilton, then spend 5-6 hours each day editing videos about him!

Your (at least) thirty two hour day is impressive! Where do you find time to eat, poop... or get your wife pregnant? I also know you manage outings with the family (Cerulo!) so what gives, Justin? I know you have a secret way to slow down time and I WANT IN ON IT!

Some are saying that it is impossible for you to do all that but I know better! I was told about the 100% proof and the technology used for it. There is no denying who you are and there is no denying you found a way to cheat time.

By the way, a huge thank you to Pete Hamilton for that 100% proof method. I used to own this really nice house. I did sell it for a nice profit years ago but now found out it tripled in value! A quick Google search of the address and guess what? I am still listed at that address! 100% proof! I saw it on 8 different sites, too. I don't care if they all pull from the same slightly outdated database, I used the technology to prove I am the owner! I can't wait to sell that house all over again.

Thanks for reading my spin piece.