#rarereyesmeme

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Aye (both, obviously)

[reyes-is-dead]

Have you ever regretted the 'Grim Reaper' gimmick?

About as much as you regret your 2005 Hot Topic retro look, chica.

[reyes-is-dead]

Ain't I seen ya on my payload before?

Never been less turned on | Ugh no | I’d give you a try | Yes, yes, YES | I’M READY NOW DAMMIT

Aren’t you always on mine?

[reyes-is-dead]

Y'know, we both got boots on. If that ain't sayin' they're made fer knockin', I dunno what is~

Never been less turned on | Ugh no | I’d give you a try | Yes, yes, YES | I’M READY NOW DAMMIT

They’re also made for walking.

Keep trying.

[reyes-is-dead]

Darlin'... darlin' listen. Listen. We should go up t' th' top of th' tower. That way I can say I gotcha high.

Never been less turned on | Ugh no | I’d give you a try | Yes, yes, YES | I’M READY NOW DAMMIT

You’re only getting a pass because each new one is more ridiculous than the last.

[reyes-is-dead]

I'm thinkin' maybe I need t' make Death Come, y' interested?

Never been less turned on | Ugh no | I’d give you a try | Yes, yes, YES | I’M READY NOW DAMMIT

Getting warmer~

[reyes-is-dead]

Too bad that mask ain't made of bone... Don't worry though, I gotta bone y' can have instead.

Never been less turned on | Ugh no | I’d give you a try | Yes, yes, YES | I’M READY NOW DAMMIT

Does a pity lay count?

[reyes-is-dead]

Mmmhmmm, look at ya over there like a tall glass o' water 'n me over here thirsty as a dog.

Never been less turned on | Ugh no | I’d give you a try | Yes, yes, YES | I’M READY NOW DAMMIT

You’re not the only one parched over this.

Get in line, cowboy.