Can I have headcanons for the TFA bots + Elite guard bots with a cybertronian reader (who came to life by an allspark fragment) who's very Bob Ross-esque I feel like if they got pissed off enough they would yell but it happens very rarely, they also either have an RPG Cannon or a sword and shield as a weapon.
I feel like they would see beauty and everything, nature especially, so they just paint it a lot. I also feel like they would sell their paintings for free, sell it to auctions and they also get commissions from people as well.
TFA! Bots + Elite Guards X Artist!Cybertronian!Reader
You had never known Cybertron or space, the beautiful ethereal vastness of space. It wanted to lead you to every galaxy, show you everything and share its knowledge with you.
But you were never born in the stars, you were born on a organic planet that seemed to welcome you however, it had moments where it resented you. With moments of harsh rain rusting your body and lighting nearly making you offline at times.
Yet, you found beauty in it, the way plants seem to grow, the way the air seemed to shimmer with heat on hot days and how the inhabitants of the planet. Humans, seemed memorised and busy with a life span shorter than yours.
You think you've been on this plant since 1890 or somewhere around there, when humans were just figuring out electricity.
A fallen star had clashed with a steam train and thus you were created.
You never knew Cybertron or any of it inhabitants but still you painted it somehow and created vast illustrations of space.
So, when it become the 21st century you were surprised with the arrival of the Autobots, they were highly suspicious and cautious of you however you were a curious oddity to them.
Optimus prime:
He had never seen a cybertronian as big and lanky as you. Never seen an autobot that big, only Decepticons. But, he was sure you weren't one.
You were too nice and helpful.
Also you painted, which Optimus highly doubts Decepticons would take the time to paint.
Bumblebee:
He's a bit cheeky with you, likes to annoy you to get a rise out of you but you generally couldn't hurt a fly so you just stood there and took it
Eventually Ratchet scolds bumblebee out about being mean to you and saying that you don't know everything and to leave you alone
Ratchet:
He is quite annoyed at you naive nature however, he likes that you come to him to learn more about your home planet that technically wasn't your home but was in a way.
Loves that you paint, you draw Cybertron so well even if you haven't seen it. You also draw earthy nature so beautifully.
Bulkhead:
Loves that you paint as well! He asks if he and you can have paint dates, as friends of course (Bulkhead might have a crush on you)
He loves learning earthian art techniques from you and he teaches you cybertronian techniques in return.
Let's just say you and Bulkhead can talk hours about artwork.
Prowl:
Similar with Bulkhead, you can also talk hours about artwork and now nature! You tell him about your journey through the Americas and how nature and humankind has reshaped the world you first knew.
He just listens to you silently as you ramble on about animals, plants and even rocks.
He enjoys it.
Jazz:
When the elite guards visits, Jazz is immediately taken back by your presence around prowl, he can immediately pick up that you've become prowls new favorite mystery.
Even though you've told everyone your story with a smile, he can still see the tiredness and heaviness of the world in your optics.
But you somehow manage to make it through
He and Prowl help you with your art donations and auctions to humans and even the occasional cybertronian when Jazz takes some of your work back to teh planet.
Sentinel prime:
Is absolutely repulsed by you.
He doesn't wanna go near you and your weird rust and your whole weird body. Likes your paintings tho, just won't admit it and when questioned he says that Cybertron isn't your home and you shouldn't pretend to be something youre not.
The glare everyone gives him makes him regret his words alot.
Ultra Magnus:
You are a little bit taller than him, much more lean and lanky than him as well. He thought you were an enemy at first but after Optimus had spoken to him about you. He just felt pity for you.
Another allspark fragment coming to life in the wrong environment. You even drew Cyberton even though it wasn't your actual home.
He won't admit it but youre life just makes him sad.
Never really talks to you, just nods and walks away.