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Thinking about Wade being in a room full of Wolverine variants and since yelling “Logan!”obviously didn’t help him find his own, shouting “babygirl!” is what works. A bunch of Wolverines watch as one of them leaps up, weaves his way through the crowd of them, and picks up this loud red clad asshole who won’t stop shouting “babygirl!”
When Wade handed Logan his dog and said “hold please” and Logan DIDN’T immediately drop the dog? I knew then that the Wolverine has officially become wrapped around Deadpool’s little finger.
Not to mention Logan straight up talking to the dog. Fully talking to the dog knowing neither Wade or Nicepool are even paying attention. Logan is a sucker for every Deadpool including Dogpool.
Logan gets captured, some experiment shit, some Stryker type shit, unconscious and being pumped full of whatever chemicals keep him sedated and Logan learns from Laura later on that he didn’t make a single joke while they were breaking him out, didn’t speak if it wasn’t to communicate efficiently with her. Like the soldier everyone forgot he used to be. Wade slices a big bad in half on his way and doesn’t say a fucking word just walks past like he was swatting a fly.
Logan almost wouldn’t believe her if it wasn’t for the fact when he asks Wade about it, he just shrugs and says so deliberately casual it disconcerts Logan,
“I don’t like when people touch my things.”
I feel like Logan and Negasonic would instantly bond over how goddamn annoying they find Wade and how grumpy they are over the fact that the worst part is they still care about him a lot. The dumbfuck shithead who works his way through your defenses with sheer willpower.
Can’t stop thinking about Wade going “what do you smell?” And Logan saying “You. A lot of yous” and then all the Deadpools show up because like this means Logan has already attuned himself to Wade’s scent. Not only can Logan pick up scents of each person but in the short time they’ve known each other he’s learned to recognize his scent to the point of smelling it far away. They’re so goddamn gay.
It takes a little bit for Wade to notice but once he does he can’t stop. Logan likes being manhandled. He likes being moved around and pinned down and while both of them know that Logan is far stronger, Wade is still no slouch when it comes to strength, his mutation giving him the extra kick to successfully pick up and throw someone with fucking metal bones onto the bed.
He even let Wade hold down his wrists with one fucking hand while he fucked Logan as hard as he possibly could. The first time he lets him choke him, Wade is the one who needs aftercare because he literally cannot believe his luck and feels like maybe he’s hallucinating. Logan surprisingly doesn’t get annoyed or laugh at him but without opening his eyes his claws come out and straight into Wade’s side.
“That feel real to you bub?”
Wade starts to laugh, “I love you.”
“You better.”
Okay everyone talks about the feral blood spattered Wolverine smile but no one talks about the little mocking cackle that goes along with it when Deadpool makes an extra hurt noise. He’s having so much fun.
He’s literally going teehee
Wade knows how to sing, like actually sing, harmonizes to the radio, sings in the shower, while he fights, while he does chores, quietly under his breath a lot like he doesn’t even really notice it. Wade doesn’t think about how well he can actually sing because it was never relevant to his life. He always seems to be hearing music no one else does and people generally ignore anything good about him anyway.
Logan loves it. The moment that Logan first hears Wade singing to Mary Puppins, his whole view changes. Suddenly, Wade becomes someone he sees as lovely in some way and it all follows like an avalanche until he’s obsessed with how deft his hands are and how much weight he can carry and the fact that he cooks a mean stir fry and his singing voice god his voice. Logan suffice it to say has a bit of a competence kink and a deep urge to stay near his songbird.
