My Dad's Siri is reeeaallly sassy

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My Dad's Siri is reeeaallly sassy
Yeeeeeee
Omg I look terrible
Me: 2spooky.
Dad: 2stoopy.
i feel like someone just stabbed me in my torso with a 10 foot knife and called me their bitch
might as well have
i wont stop shaking
and
i just
hate people
I decided that starting tomorrow until Oct. 31st I wouldn't have anything sugary. ( I mean, honey and yogurt w/e doesn't count, but like candy or ice cream or cake for instance. )
I just can't tell the ones I know will literally try and shove a piece of cake down my throat.
I don't think I can maaaake itttt.
/cries/
i had my last sugar today; A ice cream cupcake with red-velvet cake in the inside, vanilla cream ice cream, fudge, and creamy strawberry frosting. Oh god. Always gives me a foodgasm.
am i the only one who doesnt ship pepsicola
you know
johndave
NYCC2012 was a blast GUYS!! Thanks so much <33 you guys were great- and looked AMAZING.
totes gonna be either davesprite and/or Blind!Sollux next yr.