#ray does assclass

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The hilarity of the fact that Koro-sensei is not only holding the world hostage and forcing this school to let him teach E Class he's also legit getting a paycheck to do it.

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I know these kids are on multiple watch lists of intelligence agencies everywhere and one day a newbie is gonna be like why are tracking random citizens in Japan and their superior would just laugh hysterically. Or one of Nagisa's students would end up working for an agency and wonder why the fuck their homeroom teacher is classified as a person of extreme internet.

yes yes yes

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Koro-sensei: *blows up the moon and threatens the Earth*

The Government: W-What do you want?

Koro-sensei: I am going to forcefully build a found family that is so feral

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Karasuma: If the cost of saving the world is the lives of 27 children then the world isn't worth saving

Me:

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Karma: *aces the midterms*

Karma: Oh I'm staying in E Class because this class has murder at its heart and that speaks to me

Me:

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Karasuma huh??

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The thing that breaks my heart, I think, is that E-Class tried so, so hard to save Koro-sensei that they never realized they already had. They saved him in spirit and heart, and he just tried his best to return the favor.

He really did die exquisitely happy and it was all thanks to them

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[banging on Ichigo’s door]

YO ICHI BRO YOU HAVE A NEW BABY BROTHER COME PICK HIM U P HE NEEDS YOU

Ichigo would punt Nagisa's mom into the sun, scruff Nagisa like a kitten, and drop him between Yuzu and Karin like "yo, got a new baby brother"