Mr. Hand : Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
Jeff Spicoli : Learning about Cuba, and having some food.
Mr. Hand : Mr. Spicoli, you're on dangerous ground here. You're causing a major disturbance on my time.
Jeff Spicoli : I've been thinking about this, Mr. Hand. If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time? Certainly, there's nothing wrong with a little feast on our time.
Mr. Hand : [You're absolutely right, Mr. Spicoli. It is our time. Yours, mine and everyone else's in this room. But it is my class.
(calls up a couple of students)
Mr. Hand : Mr. Spicoli has been kind enough to bring us a snack. Be my guest. Help yourselves. Get a good one.












