#raymond thoughts

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Wow. I don’t even know what to say.

Came home last night and finally talked to Evbo. I feel really bad for making him so worried about me. But basically. He is actually my boyfriend now.

HE’S ACTUALLY MY BOYFRIEND NOW.

I’M PROCESSING THIS INFORMATION JUST NOW OH MY GOD I. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

I don’t think I’ve ever been this happy. I can’t express it well through text but I actually cannot stop smiling since last night.

What do people even do in these situations???? How do I go about my day normally like this???????

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Revenge ;)

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Evbo told me someone asked about the tattoos so here they are :)

A lot of shields have them, tbh it’s probably considered more strange if you don’t. Very common to get a sword and some people (mostly older guards) have something indicating how many years they’ve been here. I got them all done by the same guy, he was really the best artist on the wood level :)

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Oh my god he purrs… okay thank you to the person who sent this, it’s not even a curse this is actually so cute.

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Okay so this was… very weird???

Evbo ate some of the catnip after dinner and he kinda went insane for about five minutes (literally running around and trying to parkour on the counters and stuff), and then like a switch flipped he got insanely dazed and looked SO out of it like he was in a different universe. Laid down on the couch as I was doing the dishes and fell alseep almost immediately. I put him in the bed cause it’s more comfortable, and now he’s laying ON me and purring very loud. It’s very cute but he Is a grown man and I can’t really breathe right now. Anyways…

I think he had a good time with it??? I’ll ask him to tell it tomorrow if he even remembers what happened, I have no idea how this works.

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Okay so the “few hours” I promised turned into a few MORE hours hahah but we’re actually heading home now. We made good progress on the plan today (I mean not really the PLAN anymore cause the plan is done, we’re just trying to set up the simulations on the gold level now which is why this is taking so long—)

Damn I’m starting to ramble a lot too. Evbo’s having a bad effect on me hahah

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I’m sorry for getting so sappy here, I don’t want you guys to pity me because I’m fine it’s just— ugh I really do share too much… whatever. I’m okay. Thank you for caring about me though. Really.

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This feels so weird. Even just shooting at the wall I hate this. Ughhhh