#razegut

[pxndxrasbox-archieved]

    [Knitwit]- Her something-is-about-to-break senses are tingling! And was that a gunshot?! She just polished the floor!

[damnedrainbows]

Charlie:

Charlie: *puts Alastor on craigslist*

@razegut

[catstigate-blog]

puts on tiny cat boots on him while he sleeps.

The worst part of all of it was that at first, he was too tired and nerve-dulled to notice, nearly tripping twice as he made his way to the lobby. Step. Kick. Step. Kick, kick. It was the feline inclination, the bother of having something wrapped around usually bare feet. His tail lashed irritably, all the while the demon blaming himself, his habits, his stupid body, for his discomfort. 

KICK. KICK. KICK. He was practically doing the Can-Can in the middle of the hotel, raving, cursing! Until one good upward swing of his leg divulged the culprit– WHO THE HELL PUT BOOTIES ON HIS FEET?!

 ❝ ALASTOR! ❞ Only a sadist of immeasurable proportion would dream up a torture so vile! Bending down the Felidavian tore them from his person, hucking each shoe at a nearby wall before sauntering off. 

[stichd-a-blog]

we havent interacted much but ⚠?! if youre still taking them

WHEN YOU DON’T EVEN OWN POWER POINT  ⚠ / ACCEPTING / SELECTIVELY 

@razegut

[suoitnep]

love potion + "the egg bois" u w u

Love Potion

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⊰۞⊱║⋮ ❝ Come here, thirty-two. ❞ Pentious gestured with a large, red, nail, bidding his acolyte closer. Naturally the egg scurried forth, eagerly awaiting the response of it’s master, small arms hanging loosely at it’s sides.The great serpent bent considerably, lifting his henchman to eye level, a peculiarly comforting smile blooming over dark features.

   ❝ You look dashing today. ❞ This kindness wasn’t directed at one of them in particular, simply the nearest to him, in truth, his misplaced affection seemed to span towards each one of the round little slags, but how could the old snake possibly hope to dote on every one? Thirty-two would have to do. Carefully, cautiously, Leviathan drew it into his collar, allowing it to rest it’s face therein while the inventor tinkered with a small device, using his free hand. Moments passed, envious glances from it’s kin, and he set down his work, moving to his bed at the far end of the room, where he splayed out on his back, one egg still in his neck, and his free claw raising to beckon the rest who scuttled over in great droves to smother their leader.  

[chatoyisou]

“ you know , i don ’ t think i ’ ve ever seen a dream from you . ” idle talk as he sits on the edge of the chair , unafraid of the man in front of him . sand curls between his fingers as he waves it too & fro , silence thick & heavy in the air . perhaps he just hasn ’ t been around at the right time , yet that embarrasses him more then he’d like to admit .

so instead , “ have you ever had one ? i ’ d be quite curious to know , dearest alastor . ” 

@razegut​ gets one boogeyman ! ( s. c . ; a . )

[unrules]

📂 u w u

JE.VIL  FACTS.   accepting   :  @razegut​.

jev  has  two  sets  of  jaws  /  teeth !  he  has  pharyngeal  jaws ,  which  are  a  second ,  smaller  jaw  located  in  his  throat.  as  his  primary  set  of  teeth  are  rather  sharp  and  flat ,  his  pharyngeal  jaw  contains  a  wider  variety  of  teeth  that  help  to  tear  apart  his  meal  (  versus  clamping  down  and  holding  it  in  place  )

[aliienation]

"Oh! Like a tiny pooch! Small, but full of anger!" // MISSED U

“Heh??”

It was only his second day in this peculiar place. Peculiar and terrifying. Honestly the irken had no idea what to make of the world he was cast into initially. It was…reminiscent to the Nightmare World in Dib’s head but different in many ways.

Although a lot of the inhabitants were…clearly of different species, many merely seemed to be…anthropomorphized rather than the hideous monsters dormant in his enemy’s mind. Of course there was the sentient television, the multi eyed serpent, and the cyclops. It wasn’t as if Zim was unaccustomed to bizarre species however; he had spent his life on various planets for Irk’s sake.

Though…seldom were those as hostile and unwelcoming as this world had been. His primary concern right now was protecting himself and his minions and finding some way out of this world.

Crimson eyes narrow skeptically as he backed up and viewed the tall being with both trepidation and resentment. Why did everything have to be taller than he was?!

“Zim is no pooch, you…YOUUUU…….alright what are you.”