everytime i see you anywhere i go "Hi razorbeard- RAZOERBEARD????"
every single nook and cranny you are there lmao
"You must be checking in all the right places. Nooks and crannies are my favorite places to stowaway."
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everytime i see you anywhere i go "Hi razorbeard- RAZOERBEARD????"
every single nook and cranny you are there lmao
"You must be checking in all the right places. Nooks and crannies are my favorite places to stowaway."
⭐️ ASK RAZORBEARD: TOPIC GUIDE ⭐️
Want to jump to the topic guide? Scroll to the bottom text in blue.
(Disclaimer: This skips my introduction and I will take personal offense. 🤖)
You organics could afford to ask more questions. I've taken a liking for it. I have plenty of stories to share too. ⭐️
Keep in mind, I'm an experienced traveler. Space and terrestrial. Been around a while. Seen things. Know things. And if you'd like to learn about my ship and crew, I'll divulge a few facts.
Might even share a few things about myself. I've got a ⭐️personality⭐️ on me, as some like to say.
Need ideas? Consider the following topics:
× Anatomy (Various Models) > 300, 400 (Missing Data), 500 (Mising Data), 600, 700 (Missing Data), 800, 1000
× The Buccaneer > Crew Life, Military Operations, Visitors
× The Home Planet/Culture
× Memories
× People > Notable Crewmates & Home Planet Figures
× Planets & Culture > Flora, Fauna, Artifacts, People
× Technology
× Weaponry
× Alliances
× Business Dealings
× Personal Life > History, Timeline, Specialties, Profession
[Fair forewarning: I enjoy talking about myself and my achievements so ask carefully. Heheh.]
× The Glade > History & Time Here, Involvement
× Quest Journal Roulette (NEW) ⭐️
Request a Quest Journal Excerpt > List a date and/or time between PRESENT DAY and June 2019.
EXAMPLE FORMAT: MM/DD/YYYY @ 00:00
[Might give me a reason to reflect on old memories. I write almost everything down.]
Psst. Ever heard of Otto Torx? He's a pathetic excuse for a villain.
"Ran a background check and I'm not impressed..."
"So...he's another rich techie trying to convince his government they need him. Hm. Where have I heard this before?"
razorbeard please come back to the rayman franchise
Hey Admiral Razorbeard, if I write a rayman fic where you are the main antagonist and some other evil characters exist in it and you manage to brainwash Rayman's best friend, Globox, would you be interested to read it? >:)
Ahoy, there.
I would in fact be interested. If you have questions, I'm open to collaborate. I'm very curious to get a taste of your writing style. I prefer stories leaning towards psychological and dark. I can also enjoy a light and playful plot that's peppered with twists. Let's see what you can do. Throw me your best work.
And of course, no pressure, but I'd like to challenge you. ⭐️
×A.R.B.
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