#incorrect steddie

[cuntnymeria]

[love-byers]

[odetothecrux]

eddie, to tommy, about steve:

[harringtonandbuckley]

Steve: I love murder mysteries

Eddie, trying to impress Steve: I've been a suspect in four murder cases

[goldenbcs]

Chrissy needs a favor

Chrissy on the phone: Hi, Steve? Hi. Listen. I know this is a lot to ask, but I need you to intercept Robin's calls.

Steve: I can't do that!

Chrissy: You know what? If you do this, Eddie will do anything you want. Seriously, I'm talking dirty stuff.

Eddie: (Takes the phone from Chrissy.) Hello? Hi. I'm sorry about her, but she wasn't wrong about the dirty stuff.

Steve: All right. I'll do it. But really, how much dirtier can it get?

Eddie: (chuckles) Ohhh, Steve.

[deadtothebones]

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[rogueddie]

[agnessintheocean]

Steve: The joy of hanging out with Eddie. You look away for 5 seconds to make sure something is set up correctly and they bite the tip of a marker off.