Siege fan fic, anyone?
There were five seconds left before the enemy team begins their assault on the building, and of course no one has picked up THE FUCKING ARMOR I PLACED. Admittedly I probably should have placed it in spawn, rather than roaming and putting it in the middle of nowhere.
I sigh as I destroy it, fuck letting a cheeky Monty pick it up and becoming immortal. Guess I better reinforce the closest wall I see for the lulz, like honestly, I hate reinforcing only two sections of a four section wall, it ain’t stopping shit from getting in, just taking away their ability to choose, unless they actually have a Thermite on their team, in casual that is a rarity.
I hear some rustling down the hallway, and try my best to take up a defensive position without making any noise, god why am I such a chonke operator? Now, do I make a tiny hole in the wall and risk him hearing me, or try and peak around the corner and hope I see him, or her, first?
I’m being presumptuous, I guess it could have been a drone. Haven’t heard anymore noise so fuck it, I’ll carry on. I’m currently near the stairs close to the garage on club house, and all is silent, other than my idiot team above me still reinforcing walls and blowing shit up.
A drone whizzes past me into the bar and I run after it, as soon as it stops moving I hide in another room, in hopes of the owner making their way past. I hear the all to familiar sound of Fuze’s cluster charge being deployed on a nearby window, with that it’s high time to get the fuck out of the bar, I run back to the hallway near garage and stairs to obj and wait for Fuze to shoot his load and enter bar.
The sound of the explosive hockey pucks can be heard over the sound of the gunshots up stairs, I guess the other attackers are finally beginning their assault. I wait for Fuze to either plant another cluster bomb or breech the window. He chooses to put a cluster bomb on the door I’m waiting at, sorry bud.
The second I hear the cluster bomb being planted I aim at head height assuming he was crouched as he placed it and fire, he was. I see him drop to the floor through the crack in the barricade and reload. ‘Totally didn’t make an excited girly squeal ruining the badassery of the kill, honestly I didn’t’.











