#rcloadr

[your-dose-of-mercury]

"Jesus cookies? If the wafer is supposed to represent his body, would it not be closer to Jesus dandruff?"

“I mean…yes…possibly? We don’t really do communion, so we don’t have to worry about it, right?

[pestxs-blog1]

This was not the first time that Copia had surprised the birds of ill omen roaming around the church grounds.

Posted in a window of his office, he was watching with a suspicious eye. He thought he had succeeded in taming one of them, but these sinister creatures had preferred to betray his trust and try to bring back the faithful to their heretical cause. The Cardinal usually had no animosity towards his rival cults, as long as they remained inside their borders. He sighed a contemptuous hum to the idea of having given his trust so quickly, the corner of his lips rising up under the impulse of an unhealthy satisfaction: there were more to it than meets his eyes, and he had not been disappointed. As usual. He just knew something was not quite right

However, he had to get a grip of himself so as not to break the window when he opened it, for the irritability had stretched all the muscles in his body. Laying his head on his intertwined hands, he looked down at one of the two missionaries, still with a provocative smile:

"Is everything all right? Am I disturbing you? Do you want bread crumbs, like that?"

[your-dose-of-mercury]

℧

“Salt! Why do you have a bowl of plastic beads with milk in it!? Don’t tell me...Just because people call it a forbidden cereal, doesn’t mean you should take it literally. Plastic isn’t good for you. How about some ginger ale, and corn chips instead?

Mercury tries to slowly pull the bowl away from the apprehensive bot.

[your-dose-of-mercury]

"Are you a pineapple because you're a- wait, are you a fruit because you're a /fine/apple... I tried."

“Fineapple…? Why yes, I’m glad you finally see my worth, my salty bird friend.” 

[sister-nora]

"Nora?" He knocked gently on the door, letting himself into the little room. "I'm sorry I'm a few days late, there was a- wait, did something happen?" Something didn't feel right, and the bot froze in the door, chest whirring as he tried to diagnose the issue.

"Salt...?" The Sister sniffled as she saw the bot in her doorway. "I.. I'm sorry, I.. Your present... It was supposed to be a surprise" she looked down to the clay pot in her hands, the plant inside a scorched carcass of the brilliant blue orchid that once thrived in the small pot.

"I'm sorry..." Tears swelled in her eyes. "I'm sorry..."

[your-dose-of-mercury]

"I heard you and Salt wear masks because you are ashamed he is so much more handsome than you. Just incredibly good looking. A gift from Puppet Master to grace humankind. And that makes you sad." :'^( - definitely not salt

“Hmm, well that rumor is definitely not true. I only wear a mask to conceal my beauty. Not all mortals are worthy to view it, only the select few...Salt, however; to be very honest, I really only think he wears it because it makes him feel cool. But it’s not to disagree that he isn’t handsome...I am just more so.” XP

[your-dose-of-mercury]

"Mercury? Are you okay? Please, open up the door."

Confused at the noise, Mercury stands up from his bed and walks over to open the door of his room. It reveals a distressed masked man...oh wait his...co-member. Right...Salt?

He looks down at the man with a somewhat blank, erased expression.

“Hello...can I help you? Are you Salt? The master has told me to fetch you and Sulphur so we can get to work right away. We are quite...lacking in quality work to give to the masses. Conversion day is right around the corner.”

[sister-nora]

💥 [rippp sorry :c]

It wasn't uncommon for the Sister to get into arguments, she was set strong in her beliefs and wouldn't say them for just anyone. So they sat, speaking harshly to each other, meaning little to nothing of the insults thrown out at each other.

"Salt, I have Never insulted your Master! I don't understand why you slander mine!" The friendly conversion had taken a hard turn for the worst, and the woman just didn't know how to quit. "I don't care what that monster has done for you! He will not rein over humanity, he will not force his will on humans! I will make sure of that!!"

The hard smack to her cheek startled her, eyes going wide as a mark reddened on her cheek. She had found the line and jumped across it. He didn't move, sitting stone still as the woman raised her hand to her cheek and pressed against the stinging flesh. "You have a right to your words" her eyes narrowed "but no right to physical violence"