#it knowssss

[your-dose-of-mercury]

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“Salt! Why do you have a bowl of plastic beads with milk in it!? Don’t tell me...Just because people call it a forbidden cereal, doesn’t mean you should take it literally. Plastic isn’t good for you. How about some ginger ale, and corn chips instead?

Mercury tries to slowly pull the bowl away from the apprehensive bot.

[saints-helen]

CHAT I'M USING A RANDOM WORD GENERATOR TO FIGURE OUT A DREAM FIC'S TITLE AND I GOT

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[emblazons]

A Smalltown Boy Remix coming up first on my playlist as I'm driving to work on Mike's birthday? I know that's right

[ipsens-castle]

I actually gasped out loud just as an entite came up behind my group, and guess which one it was... THE LEAMONDE ENTITE

[whatrevisiondoes]

My text book just told me not to compare Rolls-Royce cars with chewing gum. Well done genius. 

[inconspicuousraven]

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[She spit-takes her coffee and sits there helpless as her face turns a bright shade of red. The sad part was that it was the truth of how she felt.That cursed iPod went to that damn song. IT KNOWSSSSS.]