#rdale

[hermitreunited]

okay wait STOP

literally Hannibal and Riverdale are a perfect match. like you can say plot points about either show and they sound equally insane.

[uttervogonity]

we're in the mr honey era of our riverdale rewatch and its very wild to do this after my intense period of fond obsession for jack in dawsons creek (played by the same actor over 20 years ago)

[hermitreunited]

CHARLES W. CHICKENS

my new favorite author

[ghostshore]

Jughead: You ever get the feeling like no one even sees you?

Archie: I’ve got a really good body, so no.

[ghostshore]

Jughead: Can you magically make everybody kind, sober and fully dressed?

Reggie: Kind, Sober and Fully Dressed. Good news everyone, we found the name of Jughead's sex tape.

[ghostshore]

Reggie: [trying to motivate the football team] I know, grumble, grumble. But you would follow me to the ends of the earth, grumbling all the way. Like that dwarf from Lord of the Rings.

Jughead: Gimli.

Reggie: Nerd. That is why you're not on the team.