Didn't you know the cake was a Lie?
So after a long wait, I finally have the Niki story written. I hope it meets the high expectations that have been coming for it (it's 8 pages long somehow and I feel like I rushed the ending a bit, plus I still have trouble writing for female characters). But I hope you all enjoy it because it's now time to work on my summer gift exchange.
You really should have learned better than to be a sweets thief, but Niki is all the ready to give some fitting punishments.
tw: soft vore
The smell of cinnamon and apples drifted across the winds of the SMP, drawing you away from your task of collecting flowers for Foolish, you had no idea why the sharkman wanted so much green and white dye, but you were quick to drop your handful as you followed the smell. You really should have known better by now as the scent led you to a quaint little cabin, having to duck behind an oak tree as a familiar head of pink hair opened the door, you should have known it would be Niki’s house. Her home never failed to smell amazing when she cooked as much as she did… it just sucked that she started to overcharge for her sweets, her sweet bread used to only cost two iron ingots, and now she was charging six for a single loaf of it. You could only imagine how much a slice of the apple pie would be.... You did have a few diamonds on hand.... Maybe you could leave them and steal a small slice without her noticing. With the plan firmly rooted in your mind, you watched as the woman slowly locked up her cabin and began on her journey to who knows where catching another whiff of bakery scents as she passed by your tree humming away.
You waited until she passed over the crest of the hill to dart to the cabin, taking care not to accidentally crush any of the flowers that grew around it, and went to the window with the pie sitting in it. The smell was mouthwatering and it took everything in you not to take the entire thing, but you weren’t going to be an asshole like that. You placed your hands onto the window seal and pulled yourself up with a loud huff, a thought of maybe cutting out the sweet crossed your mind, but you waved it away as you slowly started to shimmy inside; gently moving the pie aside so you would crush it. You were only halfway in when your hips got caught, leaving you straining as you pushed against the wooden walls, you did not want to be found in this position by anyone, let alone Niki. “Ok,, I'm really cutting off the sweets after this.”
You cried with joy when you felt yourself finally pull free from the window, but that quickly changed to one of pain as you tumbled into the kitchen, taking a shelf down with you and sending flour cascading everywhere like snow. You tried your best to shake the stuff off of you but it only made the mess worse, so you just sighed and turned to the pie, and were happy to see it escaped the unintentional dusting. It didn’t take you long before you had a glistening slice on a plate and were enjoying your stolen goods, humming with delight with every bite you took. The faintest hint of salt on the buttery crust, crunching loudly under each fork/ bite you took, but the apples were where the pie sang, reminding you of how much of a good baker Niki was. The apples were soo sweet and not too tough or soft and dusted with the perfect amount of cinnamon, and the drizzle of caramel just made it perfect.
You were so engrossed in your eating that you almost didn’t catch the sight of pink hair in the distance, you were so distracted in your eating that you never cleaned up your mess, the kitchen was still covered in flour. You threw your cleaned plate into the sink and pulled out three diamonds, hoping that it would cover her need for a cost,, and bolted for the back exit of the cabin, making it out just as the front door opened. You couldn’t bear to see Niki’s reaction to what you’ve done… again. You always managed to make a mess even when you visited with permission.... Gosh,, Niki probably hates you.
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Niki sighed as she opened the door to her home, glad to have dropped off the potato candies to her ally Techno, it always surprised her when the normally stoic hybrid lit up like a child whenever she made the candies for him. She especially made more batches for him after the passing of Ranboo, she could tell that the death of his pupil hit him super hard, even if he tried to hide it.
She was more than happy to take a slice of the fresh apple pie she made that morning, it had cooled by this point, and curl up on her bed to rest. She was not expecting to see her kitchen covered in flour and a rather generous slice taken from her pie. “ Seriously, who would do this?? And not even clean up after themselves?” She huffed loudly as she moved to her closet, throwing down her bag before opening the door to retrieve the broom and dustpan,” That faules Arschloch, did they need to leave my kitchen like this….Jack wouldn’t do this…maybe Tommy?” She continued to sweep up the mess as she muttered under her breath, but paused when she hit something harder than flour, and reached down to pick up the white lumps. She was surprised to see the shine of blue diamonds once she whiped them clean,” was this payment…?” She held the diamond in her hands for a moment as she tried to think who would have done this.... When the sound of an achievement popped
“Name earned the achievement “Diamonds to You!”
“Oh…of all the people to do this.” Niki ran a hand through her hair as she sighed, her frustration starting to grow the more she thought about the situation, looking over the slightly cleaner mess in her kitchen. “I know they can make their own stuff…why do they have to raid mine… at least they didn’t take all of it.” But still… sure you left payment for the piece you took, but it was slightly infuriating that you would snatch away a treat right when her back was turned, there’s no way that you were that shy to not just to ask her.
She needs to get back at you though, this is an annoying habit that needs to be broken before it gets any worse. You weren’t like Tommy, he still needed to pay for what he'd done, but all you did was take some of her baked goods….still didn’t mean that you needed to be punished for your actions. She moved to cut herself a piece of her pie, humming at the sweet taste once she took a bite, what could she do. The more she ate.... The more her mind started to wonder, she could grief your home to avenge her kitchen, but that wouldn’t account for all the baked goods you stole. She could poison you since the next treat would bite you back..but she would have to worry about someone else picking it by accident, she can see Jack easily eating a poisoned cupcake before she could stop him. She looked towards her shelf of potions as she got to the end of her pie, almost choking when a slice of apple missed her teeth and slid down her gullet, leaving her to thump her chest as the warm fruit slithered down.
She gulped strongly to clear her throat, and her eyes landed on a small bottle full of cyan liquid that Techno had gifted to her…. That's an idea there.... She would have to talk with Techno a bit more in order to understand how the whole process works, but it would be fitting wouldn’t it. She couldn’t help but laugh softly at the thought, with how much sweets you eat, she would be surprised if you didn’t taste like sugar. Now it was just a matter of getting you to eat her special cooking, shouldn't be too hard.
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You had thought you had gotten away with your rather poor thievery, you didn’t hear any word from Niki about her kitchen (you still felt guilty about that and would have cleaned it up if you didn't run out of time) nor were you hunted down by any of her allies, so you believed you could breathe easy…
A low ping pulled your attention away from feeding your pink sheep her hay, the animal giving a loud baa in happiness at the sight, happy to eat while you pulled out your communicator. Your breath hitched in panic when you saw a message from Niki,” Oh no…,” you couldn’t avoid the message despite wanting to, maybe you would be lucky and it would be unrelated to your thieving.
Nihachu:
Hey name, are you free? I'm trying out a new cake recipe since Jack got me some cocoa beans. Would you like to come over to be my first taste tester?
You let out the sigh you were holding in relief, she just wanted you to try a cake for her… you still were a little nervous since this could be some sort of trap, but there's no way that could be true right?? You couldn’t have made her that mad with your small acts of sweet snatching.
Name:
I’m free right now, but would it be better to have Jack taste the cake, after all,, he's the one that got you the cocoa beans? I’d love to taste the cake either way though.
You pet your sheep one last time before you made your way to your base, wanting to look a little nicer when you headed to the main hub, but nothing too fancy since you were going to eat some cake. You grimaced a bit when you saw the still flour-covered clothing in your hamper, maybe you should get some sort of gift too for her, as a thank you for the cake and another subtle apology for making a mess. A second ping brought your attention back to your communicator and made you gulp slightly.
Nihachu:
Jack couldn’t stay to enjoy the cake, he has something to do in the nether, but that makes things all the better since the two of us need to talk about some stuff anyways. Plus other than me, you're the most well-versed person in sweets.
Oh,, you were so screwed.
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Niki couldn’t help but hum a joyful tune as she set about cutting a generous slice of cake, taking care not to flake off the chocolate shavings on the outside, and making sure that the bright red sweet berry stayed in its place on the top of the slice. Her eyes drifted over to the vase full of bright pink tulips, she was a little surprised when you had brought them ( you almost hit her in the face with them once she opened the door), but the sight of them only strengthened her resolve. All you needed was a light punishment to curb your behavior, even Phil was on board with the idea once she told him, and laughed when he wished he could do the same with Wilbur (his wording did confuse her a bit, but she didn’t question it.) She subtly uncorked the potion bottle and slightly panicked at the tart smell, you wouldn’t be able to smell or taste it would you, but she took a deep breath as she sprinkled the liquid over the slice anyways. The potion sinking in just like a sweet syrup would, only showing a few swirls of effect before stopping, leaving the cake piece to just look super moist.
Niki just smiled as she placed the slice before you, smiling kindly when you jumped,” Why are you so jumpy, you're acting like I’m going to put an ax to you. You didn’t do anything to deserve that.” It was hard not to laugh at the sheepish smile you were giving, playing with your fork as you started to apologize for all the times you pilfered a sweet from her and was surprised with how many times you had done it, both the times you had or hadn't been caught. It’s been going on since she invited you over for sweets the first time the two of you met, it explained all the small little trinkets/ gifts she would find after she baked, you were too shy or short on resources to ask for a portion; leading to the theft. It made her sigh and rub her temples,” ok ok... I’m a bit disappointed that you just didn’t talk to me, we could have worked something out since you like my baking so much, speaking of which.... You haven't tried the cake yet.”
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You looked back down to the cake slice warily, Niki was thankfully not mad at you for all your thieving, but you were worried at how surprised she was, you didn’t think you did it that many times… but you were going to enjoy this cake before you were reprimanded. The cake was super soft and stuck together beautifully, smelling of chocolate and something tart, maybe some sort of citrus?? Raising the piece to your mouth, you almost groaned at the deliciousness, eyes closing as you savored the taste across your tongue. It made you forget your guilt all over again, swallowing your mouthful quickly as you looked at the woman with wide eyes” This has to be the best thing you’ve ever made Niki,” before digging back into your slice. In your pursuit to finish this gift from the food gods, you never saw the pleased look on her face as she watched you eat, only speaking when you scraped the last of the crumbs off the plate. You tried to listen to what she was saying, you really were, but it was hard when a sudden wave of dizziness struck you. It left you clutching at your face as you looked towards the quickly blurring woman,” Niki… did you poison me??”
The woman only smiled as she walked over to you, becoming more blurry with every step until she was right next to you, gently running a hand over your head as your eyes closed on their own,” Oh Name, I’m surprised you didn’t know, the cake was a lie. But not a poison.”
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Niki was amazed as she turned your shrunken form over in her hands, marveling at how delicate you felt, almost as if you were a figure made from spun sugar. She was patient as she waited for you to wake up, already preparing a few ingredients after she took an experimental lick of your arm, you had more of a salty taste than she was expecting, but there was an underlying sweet flavor that was wonderful.
She was getting both a bit bored and worried with how long it was taking you to wake up, did she give you too high of a dose, and did the potion change when it was exposed to food??? She was getting close to calling Phil for help at this point, not noticing your form starting to move subtly.
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The first thing that your consciousness picked up on was the warmth around you, it wasn't as if you were in the nether, it wasn’t all over, just on certain spots as if you were being held. The next thing that you noted was a loud voice that seemed to echo over you… did Foolish show up to take you home again…but you didn’t have a drinking contest with Quackity, you were with Niki eating cake. Your eyes opened to see the pink haired woman, but she was the same size as a giant Foolish,” Niki… when did you grow up…. “ The giant face whipped down to look at you, and you felt the same shiver of fear travel down your spine when Foolish held you at this size. The eyes were looking down at you with releaf at first…but you could see the same look that the totem shark man gave you sometimes, and as you turned your head to a bowl of melted chocolate and spoon, but no other sweets around…
The woman yelped in surprise when you attempted to dart from her hands, you didn’t know what was happening, but you wanted no part of it. Your breath came out as a weeze as the fingers gripped your form tightly as you were brought to the womans chest,” no no no, your not running off that easy.. You need to pay for all the stuff you done.” You looked at her confused as Niki moved to gently run a finger across your head, cooing softly as she smiled at your confusion,” You said it yourself how many times you took sweets from me.. I had to come up with the appropriate punishment for you..” You yelped at the feeling of your lower half being dunked into the chocolate, the sticky liquid forcing your legs together and weighing them down,” They say you are what you eat, and you taste plenty sweet on your own..” The hand moved you closer to Niki’s face and you had to stifle your yelp of panic when the large lips opened enough to take a leg inside, feeling the hot wetness of the tongue licking away the sweetness. You regretted your decision to wear shorts as you could feel the bumpy and slightly rough texture brushing at your skin, trading away one sticky liquid for another, and your body was forcefully vibrated from the low hum. Your leg was thankfully released as the woman lead back and licked away the bit of chocolate that clung to her lips,” I was right.. All you needed was a little chocolate to enhance your flavor.. Just like a salty croissant.”
You tried to plead to the woman, saying how you could just pay her back with materials but she just shook her head as she lifted you higher,” sorry name, you brought this on yourself, next time just knock on the door and we can have tea time without the potion. But treats don’t talk you know.” The mouth opened wide and you let out a shriek as instead of your legs, your upper half was brought forward, your eyes darting from the boulder sized teeth, streams of shiny saliva, and the darkness of the throat that could only lead to one thing.
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Niki could only hum as she took her time to taste, you really tasted much better than she expected, and she couldn’t lie that she was enjoying herself a bit. She didn’t enjoy how scared you sounded though, she could feel your hands trying to fight the advanced of her tongue, and she could faightly hear you begging to let you out. This was your punishment so she couldn’t go easy on you, but she could make it faster on the both of you, she was inexperienced with this and wanted to make sure you were safe.
She moved to tilt her head upwards, keeping a grip on your legs as you tried to struggle at the change in gravity, slipping dowards more than she was prepaid to. This was the easiest way to do this as Phil said, his exact words being ‘just like a bird swallowing a fish’, you were wriggling just like one. She took a deep breath through her nose to ready both herself and wait for your struggling to lessen, and when the moment came she took a heavy swallow and shoved your legs downwards. Her eyes widened as she felt her throat swell with your wriggling form as small tears pricked at her eyes, she couldn’t stop now… why did the guys enjoy this??
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Even though you couldn’t see anything after once your head entered her mouth, all of your other senses were assaulted, especailly when the muscles of the throat latched onto you; dragging you down. The flesh was sticky with the copious amount of saliva, but at the same time its heat was almost akin to the nether, though the walls were a touch softer. Their grip was extremely tight as they seemed to both push and pull you downwards despite your best efforts, even your still chocolate covered legs could do little more than twitch as more of your body was taken downwards. The walls getting tighter as you felt your legs enter Niki’s mouth, her tongue taking a single lick before further pressing downwards, the walls of the esoughse geting tighter as the sounds of the lungs and heart getting louder. The cacophony of sounds making yours ears hurt the deeper you went, you must be in her chest now as the lungs gave a massive woosh and could feel the rumble of what could be Niki speaking, but your mind was so scrambled that you couldn’t focus, all of your attention was focused on wriggling in instinctual terror. The air was crush out of your lungs when you met a fleshy wall, you head being pushed back into your shoulders as your legs attempted to curl, but a low rumble drew your attention to the wall; that opened.
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Niki could help but gasp when she felt your form enter her stomach, before letting out a low whine when you began to flail, forcing her to bring down a hand to press at her midsection. Although you weren’t big enough to make a visual difference, but she could easily feel your flutter movements under the skin, it was a surell feeling,” P-please calm down… your going to be fine… I promise.” She gave another low groan as she went to sit in a chair, still feeling how you were thrashing about, but thankfully lesso as you took in her words, she gently tapped at her stomach to further draw your attention,” I can’t hear you so lets do one push for yes and two for no, did you hear that ok?” She waited with baited breath as your struggling finally came to a stop, her stomach giving a thankful gurgle, and sighed when she felt one hard push where her hand laid. “Good, do you know why I did this to you?” two pushes. “ This is punishment for taking as many sweets from me as you did, I didn’t even realise how many you took before you told me…now are you taking any damage?” two pushes. “ can you breath ok?” one push. Niki sighed in relief, the potion was working the way it was supposed to, even if she still didn’t understand why this had become so popular.
“Now I’m not going to keep you there for long, since you ate so many of my treats, you might as well be one, you are what you eat after all.” She laughed softly at the small bout of wriggling you gave, but hummed when she felt you settle down, a nice warm weight settled in her core” are you comfortable?” It took some time, but there was a very hesitant single push that made her smile,” I’m glad, but seriously, just ask if you want a pastry. We can enjoy them properly instead of like this.” She took a moment to suck the chocolate your legs left on her fingers after you seemed to doze off, maybe a repeat of this wouldn't be so bad, she would bet that you would go great with caramel.













