how is fredrick doing?
(a thought out and funny ask? where can i get one?)

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how is fredrick doing?
(a thought out and funny ask? where can i get one?)
But can Nowi wear a shirt in this one
{I will learn image editing to give Nowi specifically shitty 2000s-era graphic tees}
chrom, you have eaten bear meat for certain and I bet you ate rat meat as well. because of this I ask you, what is the strangest food you and the shepherds have eaten while travelling the lands?
SILLY ANONYMOUS ASK:
Would (and this can be answered by anyone) you rather have a sword with 20 Mt and 1-2 range but a Hit of 30, or a Bronze sword with guaranteed crits?
chrom can you explain to me The War (shadow dragon DS remake is still too hard for me cuz i dont like my favorites dying so i need this)
*puts a tungsten cube in the Tactician’s Message Box*
Woe, impossible foe be upon ye.
{Referring to me as the Tactician is honestly incorrect... I'm just Tenshi, the god of this world. But, thanks for the snack!}
What happened to Falchion after performing Awakening and defeating Grima? (just to be clear both endings could have happened) Did it stay as the Exalted Falchion or did it go back to f i v e m i g h t
{The Falchion hasn't even become the Exalted Falchion in this world. And this is a blog for joke storylines, not actual FE Awakening and Fates canon.}
Who wants to catch this 1% crit
{Please don't say that too loud, Robin will have another panic attack}
{The answer is Frederick, though. He eats crits for a midnight snack}
{Not even breakfast, he's just built different}