#reader x bard

[queeniesrose]

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Warning: This is NSFW so if you’re under the legal age or uncomfortable with content like this, please skip over this one! Content Warning: Biting, Oral, Voyuer - Masturbation

NSFW Bard: Kinks

Bard 100% has a size kink. While more often than not, he has a smaller partner. Being able to cage them into his embrace and have them weak in the knees gets him going.

When he does have a partner who is either taller than him, or about the same height, he loves when they use their height against him. It triggers something else in him. When he’s not the one making his partner weak in the knees by his actions.

When his partner has a voice that is melodic to his ears, they have him wrapped around their finger. If they know that he has a voice kink, and their voice triggers it, he is in big trouble.

They wouldn’t hesitate to boss him around, or use it to their advantage to seduce him into bed and fucking.

He won’t let them get away with it all the time. He is a bit of a voyeur. He will make them masturbate in front of him until they are begging him to fuck them, or to just touch them in general.

When he eventually does touch his partner, he likely would be leaving bite marks as he kisses his way up or down their body.

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All Daily Life posts will be SFW! Looking ahead to upcoming posts! The Modern: Gaming posts will start going live on January 23rd. The Thirsty Tweets will go live the first full week of February.

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Modern Bard: Daily Life

Bard is a firefighter and is apart of the hotshot crew.

The hotshot crew consists of highly trained firefighters that take on difficult assignments.

When he is not working, he is volunteering at the local zoo or at an animal shelter. He finds being around animals to be very relaxing and helps reduce stress.

His fashion style is very lumberjack crossed with cowboy.

He lives in a cottage, with a fair amount of land. He has two Australian Shepherds.

To unwind at night, he likes to either play a relaxing game or read a book.

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This will be apart of the modern character series of headcanons! While canonically, Bard does have a child, in my posts he will not have a(ny) child(ren).

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SFW Bard: Dates

Bard is a lowkey guy, for the most part.

He'd take you to go rollerblading, ice skating, kayaking, seeing a drive in movie, etc.

He would also want to take you out camping (or glamping), then do some camping type stuff, like fishing, hiking, bonfire, etc.

Every once in awhile, he'd want to take you go karting, skydiving, do karaoke, see a comedy show, etc.

If he's able to, he'd want to take you to a zoo or aquarium and do one or multiple behind the scenes actives available.

Seeing the joy on your face, seeing all the different animals and learning about them, makes him happy.

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Happy New Year's y'all. Hope you all are having a good day! Each one will be NSFW and a part of the Modern AU series! I will also be having each character's drabble in its own post! 

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Warning: This is NSFW so if you’re under the legal age or uncomfortable with content like this, please skip over this one!

New Years - Middle Earth

Bard: Ask nicely. No, thank you. I tried.

Bard had decided to change it up and take you to Vegas for New Years. Take you to see the fireworks and experience the strip. You were hanging out in your hotel room as you waited for the new year to arrive. You didn’t have much on your mind other than wanting to fuck your partner. You look over at Bard from your spot on the bed, contemplating how you wanted to tell him what you wanted. “Bard, lovely?” You say, causing him to look up at you, with a questioning look. “Fuck me. Fuck me, now.”

The corners of his mouth twitch up at your demand. Standing up, he shrugs off his jacket, before taking off his shirt. He slowly unzips his pants, “So you want to fuck. Why don’t you.. Ask nicely?” He asks, dropping his pants. “If you ask nicely, I’ll fuck you” He drops his voice lower as he says that. 

A laugh rips out of you at his request. Getting up onto your knees, you move to the edge of the bed. Giving him a sort of crazy smile. “Nice? You want me to ask nicely, Bard?” You ask, reaching out and grabbing him by the crotch. “No. Thank you. Now, are you gonna fuck me or not?”

Bard shakes his head, pushing you back onto the bed, he nips at your neck. He leaves a few marks on your neck. “I.. I tried.” He says, taking off the last articles of clothing that both of you were wearing. “And to answer your question, yes I am going fuck you.”

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I have been completely overwhelmed with the Bard love over the past little while but I am certainly NOT complaining! <3 This one is for squidscottjeans and based on her imagine published on @imaginexhobbit.

(Y/n), you’re worrying.”

"Wonderful observation Bard, but how can I not?"

Your love chuckled deeply and took your hand in his with a reassuring squeeze. “There is nothing to fear. Tilda, Bain and Sigrid are already quite fond of you, and I am sure they will take the news gladly.”

"Papa, you’re home!" Tilda greeted with open arms, to which Bard quickly accepted and gathered her in his own. Soon to follow were Bain and Sigrid, and they too hugged their father in warm greeting.

You stood at the door and watched the loving scene with a graceful smile on your features, and when the family had finished their greeting they all turned to you.

"Hello, (Y/n)!" Tilda greeted merrily and was the first to wrap you in a tight hug. With a great laugh you wrapped her in an embrace, looking over her shoulder to see the sly grin of Bard.

"Hello to you as well, dear Tilda. And to Bain and Sigrid." You released the young girl and smiled at the two, though they did not greet you as openly. They did smile and say their greetings in return, as was polite. You hoped dearly that the two would warm up to you after they heard of the news… You would not be able to stand it if you were to slice a fissure between this family.

"We have an announcement." Bard spoke out. "I love (Y/n) and consider her a part of this family as much as my children. Therefore… I have invited her into our home. Permanently."

There was a silence that made you quite chilled. No one made any move to do a thing, but after a moment Tilda let loose a girlish squeal and bounded forward, hugging you once again. 

"Oof!" You grunted in surprise but embraced the girl with more vigor than before. You were simply thankful at least one of them was excited.

Sigrid and Bain, however, were less bountiful with their welcome. You looked at them over Tilda’s shoulder. Finding that words were needed from you, you separated yourself from Tilda and rose to your full height.

"I.. I’m aware that its very sudden, and I wouldn’t be all too excited either but I do love your father. Truly. He is my world and I would do anything for him, and I would do anything for you." You fiddled with your thumbs absentmindedly as you mulled through the words to say. "I’m asking far too much of you but I need you to know that I am in love with this family. I would like to take care of you all, watch you grow up, get married and have children. It… It would make my world so much happier if you were to accept me as a part of this family."

Another silence swept through the house. It was quite suddenly that Sigrid’s lips broke into a wide grin and she leaped forward to engulf you in a hug. It took you as a shock as the older girl clutched to you warmly, but you couldn’t help the laughter of relief that pursued.

"I accept you, I do. And…" Sigrid pulled back to look you in the eyes with earnest. "I think you’ll make a great mother."

Tears of happiness stung at your eyes and you let loose a quiet sob, half laughter and half cry. Finally Bain stepped forward with an easy smile, but he did not move to embrace you, nor you he. 

"I… I think you’ll make a good mother. And you make pa happy so that’s enough for me."

You barely contained your exuberant emotions as he said this and you found yourself playfully leaning forward and saying in a hushed voice that everyone could hear, “You know, if you hug me I won’t tell anybody.”

This caused a light laughter to swing through everybody, and Bain gathered you, and you gathered him, in a less exuberant hug than the others, but loving nonetheless.

Finally the three stepped back and the newly formed family moved into one of the rooms to talk among themselves. They helped you unpack  your luggage and move your things accordingly, and finally they left to their beds and it was only you and Bard sitting next to the fire in an embrace.

"That went better than expected." You murmured against his chest.

"I never doubted for a second that they would welcome you with open arms."

"I know, but I still had my worries."

"I know." He murmured against your ear. You snuggled closer and laid your head on his chest with a tired yawn. After a little while you began to doze, and the soft sound of your snoring told Bard that you were sleeping. He stared at you lovingly, caressing your hair with a hand.

Your sleep was deep and peaceful, and you smiled in your sleep that night. Dreams of the future pursued you, as did the happiness that accompanied them.