#reader x hellsing

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[Inside the Hellsing manor — night time, Y/N seated Infront of integra's desk, both having a conversation with Y/N smiling and integra with a rare smile, intrigued]

M!Reader : I'm sorry if I'm wasting quite of your time sir integra, I'm sure you're busy at the moment with the whole mission going on–

Integra : Stop. It's not an issue, alucard has informed me that it has been dealt with mere seconds before you arrive, beside... it's always entertaining when we have this chat

[...Y/N hearing a praise from her as he slowly starts blushing]

M!Reader : ...O-Oh my, I'm flattered! I'm honestly honoured that I can–

[Suddenly the lights from the room starts switching back and on repeatedly, catching both attention... Integra let out a sigh]

[The lights switch back on–Revealing alucard standing behind him, wide smirk]

[Y/N not turning around but already knows, sighs with a smile]

M!Reader : Greetings, alucard...

[Alucard bending and leaning down next to the side of his head]

Fem!Alucard : My, my~ sitting temptingly with neck exposed? Did I interrupt a party?

[Y/N feeling her breath near his ear, flinched and starts blushing redder]

M!Reader blushing : Sighs... Good to see you alucard...

Fem!Alucard : Aren't you just charming, as always you seem so inviting, Y/N… Your pulse is quite lively tonight~ Is it for me?

[Y/N awkwardly chuckles]

M!Reader blushing : N-No, I think it’s more from the surprise–also the whole “breathing on my neck” thing…

[Integra letting out a long, sharp sigh, pinching the bridge of her nose]

Integra : Alucard…

[Alucard smirking wider]

Fem!Alucard : Yes, Master~?

Integra : Stop harassing my guest, He came here for a conversation...

Fem!Alucard : Don't you mean "Our guest"? Y/N always does find my present entertaining~

M!Reader blushing : ....

[Y/N stays quietly, still red in the face]

M!Reader blushing : ...I mean... she's not wrong...

[Integra narrowed her eyes at Alucard, voice commanding]

Fem!Alucard : Oh don't be so upset, we can share~

Integra : Alucard.

[Alucard still remains smirking]

Fem!Alucard : Alright, alright, no need to use that voice master I’ll behave

[Alucard's eyes flash red for a brief moment as she slowly places a hand on Y/N's neck—

Fem!Alucard : ...for now~

[Y/N freezes stiff, blushing and can tell integra and Alucard is eyeing each other]

[Y/N thought 💭]

...Someone help me...

(Credit to gorgeous art, @vanerchest)

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[The room is quiet, the lights come from the lamp on the wall. Integra stands still as Y/N adjust her cravat, his fingers carefully straightening the fabric]

Integra : ...You're taking longer than usual

M!Reader : You moved...

Integra : I did not...

M!Reader : You did...

Integra : Only slightly...

[Y/N let out a quiet laugh, finally giving the final fold of the cravat, yet still maintaining his hands on it]

[She doesn't step away but neither does he]

Integra : ...You've improved

M!Reader : Chuckles, high praise, sir integra... It's usually not given lightly

[Y/N glance up at her and meet her eyes. What surprises him the most? Her eyes seem to be focusing on him before he even looks up]

Integra : ...You're staring...

M!Reader : So are you, it seems you were already looking at me. Mind explaining that?

Integra : ...I was assessing...

M!Reader : pftt–What? My looks?

Integra : Perhaps, but I must say you've done well tonight...

M!Reader : Chuckles, then I expect a reward...

[Integra stays silent for a few seconds]

Integra : ...Is that so?

[Y/N doesn't answer immediately and also waits for a few seconds]

M!Reader : ...Why? Are you, offering, Sir Integra?

[Integra then grabs a hold on Y/N's collar, gripping the collar firm yet gentle]

. . . . .

[The scene instantly cuts to Integra and Y/N in bed, both naked. Integra leans against the back of his bed with a cigar in between her lips and Y/N uses a lighter to light it]

Integra : Are you satisfied with your reward?

M!Reader : kinda hard to say no~

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Integra : Sighs... If you must know, Y/N's presence is the only one I trust to speak freely around me even if it come out as idiotic–

[Integra exhales slowly, cigar smoke curling into the cold air]

Integra : Everyone else either fears me, worships me, or walks on eggshells around me like I’m a divine relic...

Integra : But Y/N, He talks to me... Differently... He doesn't treat me like I'm only a symbol...

Soldier #1 : Sir Integra’s presence on the battlefield was so divine…

Soldier #2 : I know right!!

Soldier #3 : ....her mere presence can increase our accuracy rate, I swear!

[Y/N fastly walking towards integra]

M!Reader : Integra you still owe me 50 bucks!!

Integra : ...Darling, we agree to do double or nothing, And you lose

M!Reader : Wha–!? we know that wasn't fair!! alucard got thrown at our game while we were still playing by Walter cause he was annoying him!

Integra : he doesn't always need to be... Presentable... To me...

Alucard : Aww, master's highschool crush~–

Integra : !?–Where did you even!?—get out!!

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Fem!Alucard x Male reader where we see Seras' reaction to her master having a partner for the first time?

[Hellsing manor, late evening — in the manor's lounge, the fireplace crackles, seras walks in with a cup of tea and tired out]

[Seras stops dead in her tracks, blinks several times to make sure what she's seeing is right]

Seras : ... Blinks... Blinks... Huh..

[Alucard is seen standing and towering over someone, her hands delicately holding onto the guy's cheeks with her usual wide smirk]

[That someone being Y/N is holding onto both her hands, smiling at her terrifying yet sensual action]

[Seras almost dropped her cup, walking up towards the two]

Seras : M-Master…?? What… what is THIS?!

Fem!Alucard : Oh, good evening, Police Girl. You're just in time, Say hello to my partner~

[Y/N smiling politely, holding his hand out to seras]

M!Reader : Chuckles... H-Hello, Nice to meet you! You must be Seras, Alucard talks about you–

[Seras although does grab his hand and shake hands–her mouth is hanging OPEN]

Seras : PARTNER?! As in—you’re—You’re together?! ROMANTICALLY?! Like, kissing and holding hands!?

Fem!Alucard : Why of course, he isn't afraid of my fangs~

Seras : MASTER, I saw you rip a man's head off like a bottle cap yesterday and now you're telling me you have a boyfriend THIS WHOLE TIME??

[Y/N Chuckles nervously]

M!Reader : I mean... she does still threatens to bite me every other hour so it isn't really any different when she's going to kill someone 💧^v^

(Credit to gorgeous art, by @vanerchest)

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Could we maybe get more Integra x Male reader?

M!Reader : ...You know, I just realised the amount of times Alucard always meddles into our relationship...

Integra : ...I always realized it...

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M!Reader : Oh come on!—....

[Y/N trying to adjust his tie in the Hellsing manor hallway. Suddenly, Integra steps right in front of him]

M!Reader : —Ah, sorry, didn't mean to–

[Integra offers her hand to Y/N, seeing that makes him stops holding his tie to adjust it. Without a word, she reaches and fixes it for him]

[Her fingers feel precise and she's close enough that Y/N can smell her cigar smoke faintly lingers on her coat]

Integra : You represent this organisation–

[Integra finally ties his tie]

Integra : –And my partner, you must look the part...

[She said calmly. Y/N just smiles softly]

M!Reader : Yes, but by that statement, are you implying you don't like me wearing other attire?

Integra : Far from it. I've seen you wear sweaters before, and you look very dashing, my love, but for this occasion–

[A slow clap echoes behind her]

Alucard : Well well… how domestic~

[Alucard’s voice hums. Integra doesn’t even turn around]

Integra : Disappear.

Alucard : As you wish. Should I return for the wedding?~

Integra : ....

[A gun cocks instantly. Alucard laughs and vanishes and you can see her expression being irritated but her ears showing a bit of red]

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[Y/N reading reports in Integra's office while standing when she suddenly walks right behind him]

[Integra sets both of her hands down on each side of him. Y/N's heart absolutely betrays him as Integra grabs her own pen on the desk]

[Integra leans near Y/N's ear and murmurs]

Integra : You missed a signature...

Before anything else happens—

[A shadow stretches across the desk]

Alucard : My, my, shall I give you two privacy, or take notes? This feels like a really good scene for a—

Integra’s snaps her in half.

Integra : Get. Out.

[Alucard grins wider]

Alucard : So protective~

[Alucard immediately dissolves into bats]

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[It’s raining outside the manor. Y/N about to step out when Integra appears beside him, silently opening an umbrella and holding it over both of you]

Integra : You’ll fall ill...

M!Reader : Chuckles, you don't have to walk me to the gate...

Integra : I know i–

Alucard : How incredible touching, master~

[Alucard is suddenly hanging upside down from the ceiling above them both]

Alucard : Shall I fetch rose petals as well for the walkway—

Integra : One... Two–

[Alucard immediately vanishes at two]

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[Integra on the balcony, smoking. Y/N approach quietly and without asking, he take the cigar from her fingers and put it out in the tray]

[Integra raises an eyebrow]

M!Reader : You'll ruin your lungs...

[Y/N says gently. Then she steps closer and cups his cheeks with one hand]

Integra : And if I choose to?

M!Reader : Then I'll keep stealing them...

[Integra can't help but smirk by Y/N's—

Alucard : Oh please continue, this is just way too entertaining~

[Both of them look up to see Alucard staring at them from the roof]

Integra : Go. Watch. The. Perimeter.

[Alucard laughs loudly as he fades away]

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Alucard : You know what something I feel like you two do?

M!Reader : I feel like you're gonna say it anyway...

Alucard : You two are the type of couple that after sex, she would place a cigar between her lips, and you'll light it up for her—

M!Reader blushing : Genuinely what is wrong with you!!

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fem alucard and easily spooked reader. Would even be more funny if it was abridged Alucard

Location: (You're place)

Time: 2:50 AM

[Y/N Minding his business, watching a horror movie knowing well that shit is gonna make him run faster towards his bedroom when he's about to turn off the lights]

"Something’s following us, I swear I saw a shadow move behind the grandfather clock!"

....

"𝖄𝖔𝖚'𝖗𝖊 𝖓𝖊𝖝𝖙... 𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖏𝖆𝖒𝖎iii𝖓..."

....

"Bro... Did the clock just dox you?"

"WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!"

[When suddenly—💥💥

M!Reader : WHA–WHAT THE FU—!?

[A strong wave of wind slammed Y/N's window open as lights starts flickering–till the lights turned off, Y/N screamed so loud and dropped the remote in hand]

"Oh nooooo... The windooooow..."

[...Y/N hearing the tone]

M!Reader : ....Y-You have got to be kidding me...

[Hearing a smooth voice coming from behind the couch]

'The ghosts are angryyyy... Because you forgot to give Netflix it's subscriptioooon..."

[Y/N squealed hearing clawing in the back of his couch and as he spun around–Seeing alucard standing tall, grinning ear to ear... Like a cat who's ruining the carpet for fun]

M!Reader : ALUCARD!!–

[Y/N shrieked, nearly falling off your couch]

M!Reader : Wh-Why are you in my house?!

[As the camera zooms onto Alucard — grinning while staring down at Y/N(As an intense soundtrack plays)]

But then–

Fem!Alucard : Wow. You invite a vampire over, don't answer your messages, leave your window unlocked, and act surprised when she shows up at this hour?

M!Reader : ....

Fem!Alucard : You're giving me VERY mixed signals right now–

M!Reader : WHA–I didn't invited you over!

Fem!Alucard : Oooh really?~ Well the tweet You just posted says otherwise...

M!Reader : ....What tweet?!–

[Alucard pulls out a phone with claws way too sharp to be holding a touchscreen.]

Fem!Alucard : "I just know if Alucard were real and a vampire woman, she could break into my house at 3AM and I’d just let it happen"

M!Reader blushing : ...T-THAT WAS A JOKE!!

Fem!Alucard : Was it? Because you added the little emoji with the sweat and the fangs–

M!Reader blushing : THAT WAS IRONY!!! I-I swear to God I will bless this house so fast—

Fem!Alucard : Babe–I’m literally a vampire, standing tall in your living room wearing this fabulous coat and with the intent of potentially taking a bite out of you, and you're holding a throw pillow like it's a crucifix, Tell me how this isn't foreplay?

M!Reader Blushing : Wha–!? I-IT'S NOT!!

Fem!Alucard : ...Ooo laa laa-Tastes like submission~

(Credit to gorgeous art, @vanerchest)

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[Hellsing manor, evening, integra and Y/N are standing close to each other, Y/N fixing integra's tie while she's standing still, both of them smiling softly at each other]

[Meanwhile, Alucard from the shadows, watching the two]

Alucard : ...Oh, they fuckin'

[Seras who's beside him–blinks several times in surprise]

Seras : Wh-What?!, Master they're just being nice to each other—

[Integra brushes something off Y/N's collar, her fingers lingering a moment too long, Y/N chuckles quietly and whispers something that makes her smirk]

[Alucard narrowing his eyes]

Alucard : ...Oh, they fuckin' Look at the way they spark

[Seras squints her eyes, she watches as Y/N opens the door for Integra, She pauses, places a hand on his shoulder and murmurs something in his ears making him blush]

Seras : ...Oh, they fucking

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~Deep in the halls of Hellsing Manor~

[Y/N walking through the hallways with a book he's reading in hand–till he heard a familiar laugh roaming through the hallways]

[Y/N closes his book]

M!Reader : Must you do this every time...?

[Alucard appears behind him in a swirl of shadows, voice smooth as she bends down, placing her chin on his shoulder]

Fem!Alucard : Only when you’re within reach, darling, You look far too delicious to ignore...~

[She slides her gloved fingers along his neck to his chin, gently caressing his lips, grinning when Y/N jolt slightly by the movement]

M!Reader : ...I’m not sure if you’re trying to flirt with me or devour me

[Alucard's smile widening, fangs glinting]

Fem!Alucard : Why not both...? You know I couldn't care less as long as I get a reaction out of you~

~Night time, outside of the Hellsing manor~

[Various knocks can be heard outside the manor's doors, Y/N being the one nearby heard and opens the door and sees—

Fem!Alucard : Why hello, gorgeous~

[Alucard standing outside the manor at night, holding a bouquet of roses with a dramatic flare while a "rain" can be seen in the background]

[Y/N surprised—but turns amused by the way it's going, raising an eyebrow]

M!Reader : Did you bring the weather with you too...?

Fem!Alucard : Chuckles... even the skies weep at the thought of being without you, doesn't it?

[As she was about to say a flirty quip and bending down to Y/N's level—The "rain" behind her stopped—

....!?

[A sudden, violent stream of water blasts on Alucard right in the face and blasts the flowers in her hand, They scatter on the stone porch, She blinks, stunned and soaked]

Fem!Alucard : .....

Seras : W-Wait, WHAT?! I thought turning it left would balance the water!?

[Y/N steps fully out the door, eyes drifting from the vampire to someone behind her, In the bushes nearby, Seras now stands up from her hiding spot awkwardly with a garden hose in her hands, wide-eyed]

M!Reader : Wha–!? Seras you were the rain!?

[Alucard slowly turning her head toward Seras]

Fem!Alucard : No, police girl... right balances the water pressure... The left makes it a fire hose...

M!Reader : Sighs... This is the most planned out scenario for a delivery of bouquet...

Fem!Alucard : Even drenched in humiliation–

[Alucard holding onto Y/N's chin, tilting it up to make eye contact with Y/N, Alucard now having her usual grin back]

Fem!Alucard : Don't you think I deserve a little reward kiss, pet?~

M!Reader blushing : ....

M!Reader blushing : Sighs... How about you both get inside first...

~In the sitting room~

[Seras and Y/N sitting down and having a conversation, Seras holding a small plate holding a piece of cake that she's happily has took a bite out of]

[While Y/N is seen holding a cup of tea, stirring the tea and taking a sip–Seras gives Y/N a question in curiosity]

Seras : Mister Y/N, what’s your type?

M!Reader : .....

[Y/N stares at alucard who was sitting down next to seras–Alucard is seen stacking the tea cups and plates, turning it into a tower while having a proud grin on her face]

[Y/N stares back at seras]

M!Reader : I don't even fucking know at this point...

(Credit to gorgeous art, @vanerchest )