#reading comprehension zero

[no-psi-nan]

FUCK!!!!!

[a-froger-epic]

Not include freddieofhearts in top five angst???????????? HOW

Not seeing that I literally mentioned her entire catalogue of works at the very top of that post???? HOW

[mcnuggyy]

You reblogged something that said don't reblog

TYSM!! I can’t read aaaa just deleted tho!!

[whimsicalmane]

i saw someone mention something about their friend making a joke about something that was really hurtful to them by accident and people were wishing the friend death??? like the op even said that this person was their best friend and pointed out that this was a mistake why do people act this way

[judithan-fr]

Running an accent shop means I am constantly answering the same questions over and over and over. I feel like I'm going insane. "Can I reserve a slot" (no) "can I get this in another color" (no) "can I buy this custom that's clearly stated to be a custom" (absolutely fucking not) I'm gonna start barking and blocking ppl who don't read the FAQ I swear to fucking god. Cuz it's never just the one question the one time, it's the same question over and over and ppl never read the thread even tho I deliberately try to minimize clogging so it remains an easy to parse resource for my accents.

[midnight-moth]

phandrop notes (if you feel like sharing)?

I did not read the entirety of this thing I reblogged 😅 I glossed over the part that said share a snippet of it. Ehehehehhhhhhhhh.

Someone asked for a follow up of zeta epsilon delta.

Dew reached for his hand, ran the other along the chrome contours of the mask, crafting his response. Or trying to. Words evaporated like the beads of sweat on the back of his neck in the midday sun, so he just pushed the it all to the side and placed his burning palms on Phantom’s wrists and sighed.

[mithrvn]

cunts cannot be reblogging the astro turfed confederate song w the guy complaining about degens and fat ppl on welfare like its a working class anthem. come on

[nukeli]

Reddit, part 1: Apparently calling THE GENDER TRANS PEOPLE IDENTIFY AS their real gender is bad???

r/badwomensanatomy Guy 1: *vaguely questionable claims about innate medical differences between men and women* Me: "Is that at all true? It sounds like the bullshit transphobes use as an excuse when they claim trans people shouldn't have their real gender on their IDs" Guy 2: *confusing shrieking, accuses me of transphobia. Only seems to have actually read the words "real gender" and nothing else innthe sentence* "tRansPhoBe!!!" Me: "No i fucking ain't. Learn to read!" Guy 2: "yEs yOu aRe!" *more screeching i can't remember, blocks me before i can reply, self-righteous about it* Me: *edits my comment to clarify what i meant so that i won't get banned for ""transphobia"" if Guy 2 goes to cry to the mods, or if some random onlooker does, and so that random onlookers won't think my comment was actually transphobic, generally so that guy 2 can't try to use it to ruin me* Me: *in the same edit, verbally attacks guy 2 with some pretty strong language because they fucking deserve it* Mods: *basically go "boom, you banned because of the edit!*" Me: "I have the right to get mad when publicly accused of being a transphobe!" Mods: "Not there. You should've DM them" Me: "I fucking couldn't!" I'm still banned. Well, good riddance. Guy 2 must've been american, starting a shrieking show without either comprehending or reading the "offending" comment, instead pissing themselves over one word without context. I hope they get the corona.