Alfred Headcanons
Alfred likes to hum as he works, but only if he’s alone.
He sometimes pauses whilst dusting/cleaning when his eyes catch the portrait of Bruce with his parents.
He often smiles at the portrait.
When he feels lonely, he talks to the portrait.
Sometimes when Bruce is gone for too long, and Alfred doesn’t have a good feeling about it, he falls sick.
But when Bruce returns, he doesn’t let it show that he’s ill.
Sometimes when he’s alone (well, mostly), he apologizes to Bruce’s parents for not raising Bruce well.
When he has to stitch Bruce up, he doesn’t complain in front of Bruce, but then when he’s behind doors he breaks down and cries. Every. Time.
The one thing he’s very fond of is taking care of the plants outside the mansion. He trims them, waters them, and gently caresses them because plants have feelings too. (Ivy would be proud lol)
Alfred watches horror movies with a poker face
Bruce goes without eating for days. Whenever that happens, Alfred also starves himself.
Alfred admires Sebastian Michaelis
