#realeststride

[metallicprince]

realeststride replied to your post: What did I walk in on………

somethin im avoiding good day

I’m literally just going to drink my coffee and go back to my dogs.

[sbahjvevo-blog]

realeststride replied to your post: im gonna pay whoever pulls me the fuck away from...

cant you just decline

i want you to picture the murderous glare of my manager

[strifings]

@realeststride

           ❝  ever just sit in your bed at 4 am and just stare at the ceiling hoping that one day your dreams that you’ve had since you were a kid would come true, only to realize that some already have, and slipped you by in an instant....? ❞                     whelp, deep philosophy time with dirk again.... he’s laying full blown on the couch, lazily staring at the ceiling. one arm draped off, his tall legs on the sides and top of the couch, staring at the ceiling as he frowns.

        ❝ your life just sometimes flashes by, but because we’re gods, does it all really matter? ❞

[nottollfree]

#casually just smush that fluff of hair into submission bc dude its outta control there#but hey nice face

My hair is just fine.

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[davidhasselhop-blog]

realeststride replied to your post: uh oh, vore alert. 

B;)

stop!! that face, buster!!!!

[aquakinds-blog]

realeststride replied to your post

you animal

Maybe so. Maybe so. 

[sbahjvevo-blog]

@xenomachy @realeststride @aquakinds @davidhasslehop

so well its time to freak out once more over the multiversal properties of the hellsite shall we

welcome to my crib(tm) thats your local 1/ ∞ d strider please try to reach level 40 to unlock the source of many of the quotes and references i scattered through my current movie series because no it aint about complacency of the learned

for that one im still waitin for rosies lawyers to finish with the bureaucracy shit since i technically have the permits already

[davidhasselhop-blog]

realeststride replied to your post: @realeststride GOOD MORNING DAVE. godbrand...

youre in for a shocker if you havent seen it already

i saw.