#really salde... really?

[asksersavan]

Savan: *Hums to self* Finish the cycle of etee~rnal reeturnnn.

Salde: 'Tis rather catchy, that tune.

Savan: Aye. It is indeed.

Salde: ...

Savan: ... You know, I think this is the first time we've had a normal conversation.

Salde: *Smile* Aye, master.

Savan: Hmm. Its only taken some 3'000 years.

Salde: Crates made hold aught of use.

Savan: ........................................

Salde: ... Sorry.

[asksersavan]

Salde, for the love of the throne, stop waving your hand in front of my face! I’m alive, damnit!

Savan, whilst contemplating the meaning of life

[asksersavan]

A message from Salde:

"Wolves hunt in packs!"

[asksersavan]

Savan: ...

Salde: ...

Savan: ...

Salde: ... Quiet night.

Savan: ... *Gets up and walks off*

Salde: ...

[asksersavan]

Salde: Ah master you're back!

Savan: Um... Yes. I went to the toilet.

Salde: Oh...

Savan: Damnit Salde. Why do you make everything weird?

[asksersavan]

Savan: By the throne Salde! Where are your clothes!?

Salde: The Arisen I met on my travels took them off me and said I should go paddle in the ocean.

Savan: ... And then?

Salde: I slipped and fell into the Brine.

Savan: ... I really should develop a potion to cure stupidity. Alas, I doubt it'd work on you...

Salde: Mm? Did you say something Arisen?

Savan: PUT SOME BLOODY CLOTHES ON MAN!!

[asksersavan]

Savan: Salde?! Salde!! Where the bloody hell are you?!

*Looks behind throne*

Savan: That blasted bastard! He sat on the throne again!

*Sits on the throne*

Savan: I'm going to kick his arse off a cliff into a Chimera mob....

[asksersavan]

Our eyes met, now we have to fight for the world!

Seneschal Savan wants to battle!

Savan: Go Salde!

Seneschal Savan sent out Salde

Salde: Salde! Salde!

Savan: Salde! Use your attack!

Salde used splash!

Savan: ...

Seneschal Savan is looking at the Godsbane Blade.

Salde used splash!