#really????

[bigeelwizard]

just saw Barbie so here are some (non-spoilery) highlights:

ken becoming DEEPLY obsessed with horses

MULTIPLE highly choreographed dance numbers that last for several minutes

kens job is beach

a tween calls Barbie a fascist (?????? ok screenwriters)

mojo dojo casa house

kens big mink coat having a HORSE THEMED LINING

i know we were deeply obsessed with the outfits but good god. the OUTFITS.

extensive Barbie lore

Barbie’s heart to heart with a lovely old woman

the kens building a wall

beaching one another off

KENS SONG THAT HE SINGS FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES

like twelve executives on one tandem bike

depression Barbie

ALLEN

i am kenough :)

gynecologist.

beautiful beautiful deeply camp coming of age story with layers and so much life. ive gained twenty new sewing projects from the opening shots of Barbieland alone. made my gf cry. 20/10

[unicorn-of-mischief]

You didn't, you were flirting...

[millennium-sketchbook]

When you find out TKB is just a tiny lil guy

[thewisewill80sbyers]

This is a good question because why wouldn't they leave any message actually, isn't that just stupid 😭

[myautalevillain]

hi, I'm anon, who writes to you with a small letter.

no, you didn't guess.

try again.

hint 3: our chat start always follows the same messages.

HMM!! ....ARE YOU @chaos-market (⁠@⁠_⁠@⁠)?????

[uuuhshiny]

Oh the conversation I'm having...

I'VE BEEN LAUGHING TWO DAYS NOW 🤣

[rosy-crow]

Imagine Miniroth having a big festive Christmas vision with his mother--getting presents, drinking cocoa, cuddling up to her by a warm fire. The fire burns so bright that he's burning up. He wants to tell her it's too warm in here.

And then he wakes up.

It's December 26th. And he's alone in a cold, barren cell. Running a fever. And it was all one big hallucination.

C:

Me, waking up the day after Christmas, exhausted with a sugar-high hangover headache and a grumpy stomach, my eyes barely open and my brain riddled with fog, only to open tumblr and read this utter depression in word form: