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Ted: What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?

Jamie: knife to the throat

Roy: gun to the back

Beard: poison in his cup

Sam: you’re all horrible

Roy to Jamie: Sorry, I don't like you that way. Jamie: ... Roy: As a matter of fact, I just don't like you.

Jamie: it was a calculated risk!! Roy: it was a cross-your-fingers- and-hope-for-the-best risk. believe me, i know the difference.

Jamie: You're not Prince Charming in my story! You're the dragon! Roy: Dragons are cooler, to be honest. You can save yourself, Princess.

Rebbeca, to a new Player: I'm going to show you what kind of people you'll be working with

Rebbeca: the floor is lava!

*Colin helps Ted up on a desk*

*Roy pushes Jamie off a desk*

Rebbeca: as you can see, there are two types of people

Jamie: I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.

Tartt: *Mumbling in latin* Roy: For the last time, I’m not a demon and you cannot exorcise me Tartt: Damn, it was worth a shot

Rebbeca: Being “overdressed” is a concept made up by people who don’t want you to look better than them.

Ted: You’re literally wearing a full dress and make-up at a Denny’s at 3AM.

Rebbeca: And?

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