#rebelliousarcher

[rahulkohli]

so apparently evan unfollowed me

uh rude

[fredweasley]

rebelliousarcher replied to your post: I’m tutoring a 6th grader tomorrow.. My first job....

I read that as torturing. Was like whut?

You read correctly

but not really

[fredweasley]

Me and Evan have a word now: Flurkdabooble

[santa]

Bouchra: That one there, that's Anisha. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Evan sat next to her in English last year.

Evan: She asked me how to spell orange. 

Bouchra: That little one, that's Beck.

Evan: She's totally rich because her dad invented toaster streudles.

Bouchra: Beck knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone.

Evan: That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets. 

Bouchra: And evil takes a human form in Mackenzie. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.

Evam: She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.

[iswearonemmaswaan]

EVAN, I'M STARTING AMERICAN IDOL NOW