for Reb and Dante
send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:
shops for groceries: Reb, since he's the one who cooks the most
kills the spiders: Dante. Reb hates spiders.
comes home drunk at 3am: gee who do u think Dante
makes breakfast: Reb of course, he's up before Dante
remembers to feed the fish: Reb, they're probably his fish anyway
decorates the apartment: Dante since he pays for it
initiates duets: Dante bc he has a death wish
falls asleep first: most of the time it's Reb, depends on how tired Dante is










