who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: ian. he was trying to show liam how they get bigger but then carl came along and to stop him from blowing up another action figure they compromised and blew up the peeps instead, like fifteen of them…long story short mickey comes in to see the three boys sitting on the floor licking marshmallow off their hands and faces (later that night he gets a few places ian seemed to miss)
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: mickey!! ian has a weird thing about not doing it while the cat’s watching even though for fuck’s sake, gallagher, it’s a stupid animal! and jesus, mickey, it still has eyes!who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: miiiiiickey. he captions them all things like “ginger fuckhead falls up the stairs again” and “guess what stupid fuckin prick sings showtunes in the car” but later ian finds things like “but he does have soft hands” and “look at this alien-lookin jerkoff talking in his sleep” buried deep in mickey’s vine account and he decides to forgive him after all. who breaks the most phones: mickey, but only cos he’s a pimp with a fuckton of guns and he still gets in fights a lot, so it’s bound to happen and jeez mick, again?! but calm down, i stole a replacement cell off the bitch after i wonwho dies first: first of all, rude. second of all, ian i guess? when theyre really really old, he stops taking his meds and ends up wasting away. sorry, that was awful.which one I could see as being lactose intollerant: mickey, but that doesn’t stop him at all. ian ends up buying those lactate pills and slipping them into his food.who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: mickey, always. has the bravado to almost pull it off, too, but ian teases him about it later until he gets all bashful and smiley and says “shut up, you dick” and ian just keeps grinning at him until mickey kisses him so he’ll stop looking at him like that oh jesus christwho is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: neither, but when they fight, mickey kicks himself out of bed. he tries and fails to fall asleep on the couch, ends up walking around outside until he’s sure ian’s asleep, at which point he sneaks back into the room. ian pretends he’s asleep, lets him. in the morning neither of them will talk to each other still, but it’s an unspoken agreement not to ever admit (even after theyve made up) that they can’t fuckin fall asleep without each other oh godwho uses the computer most: ian? for like, job searches and stuff? but only when he can snag it from his siblings. and mickey keeps stealing it to download porn anyway. they mostly go w.o the computer; they grew up poor, they’re mild criminals, they fuck a lot…they mainly entertain themselves.
