#red velvette

[red-velvette-swirl]

SUP BITCHES

You all know me, Velvette, fashionista extraordinaire, only overlord with some fucking SENSE-

Anyways~

Convinced my idiot of a friend Vox to drag his sorry TV face on here because he needs a better social life and somehow his weird "rival" managed to worm his 1920's ass on here too. I wonder how long it'll take until they start bickering again like a buncha wormy toddlers~

Alastud or whatever his name is: @cannibals-and-radio

Flat Fucker: @flatfuckfridays

...Val: @moth-pimp-val

Mother Figure I genuinely love: @porcelain-oracle

Vox’s adopted child: @bubble-anon-responds

duck twink The wonderful King of Hell: @thebigbossofhellhimself

The REST of Vox’s weird ass children anons: @dinonuggiesanon @snekanondoesdumbshit @anonwitharacket @crymeafrozenriver @full-time-cat-an0n @the-horrors-u-make-out-with

Tags ~ #red velvette | #hells fashionista

Well, thats about it. Enjoy the shitshow!

OOC// No proshipping, NSFW (minues like, sex jokes and shit), or other insentive crap. Thanks!

Main Blog ~ @awful-amatuer

[flatfuckfridays]

Volexa, how do you help self-destructive adoptive demons with a shitload of ptsd when you can barely take care of your own shit

Volexa. Volexa tElL mE

[cannibals-and-radio]

alright, it's alright. why don't we go to my studio? it's quiet in there and not many people know where it is. I even have some coffee or tea, whichever you'd prefer.

Unless any of the vees want to prove that I am truly going completely insane, hell may as well be freezing over, and show me any sympathy I believe I’ll pass. I need to go speak with Rosie.

[flatfuckfridays]

You are loved.

Something tells me you need to hear those words today.

. . . Thank you, Anon.

Passing the message along. @moth-pimp-val @red-velvette-swirl @bubble-anon-responds @dinonuggiesanon @snekanondoesdumbshit @porcelain-oracle @full-time-cat-an0n @metioanon @anonwitharacket @crymeafrozenriver @an-asexual-dragonair @the-horrors-u-make-out-with @ittybittyworm2

[red-velvette-swirl]

Vox & Val: yeah we’re totally just friends with benefits nothing more

Also Vox and Val: *ceaseless hearts and ‘discreet’ flirting*

Let me just—

[flatfuckfridays]

Have a feeling that if you were to make one of Velvette’s favorite treats she’d lowkey get emotional. Like wow!! You made something for her!! Sweets?? For her?? That you made??

Like you could’ve just dropped off a treat made by one of the various bakers but actually putting in the effort to bake something for someone you care about?

Probably one of, if not the most sweetest ways to show affection. Universally everyone knows that baked goods made by someone you care abt always tastes better <3

(Assuming you know how to bake Vox 😭)

… Volexa look up recipes for croissants and macarons and clear my schedule for the next few hours I have a new impulsive project.

[Of COURSE I know how to bake! You just- you put the powdery crack-looking stuff in a bowl and shove milk and eggs in till it looks-… batter-y… SIMPLE!]

Plus it’d be nice to thank Vel for the comfy dress… which I totally haven’t worn at all since the first time.

[flatfuckfridays]

Hi papa! I think I'm dying!

-Cry

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[flatfuckfridays]

[photo of Vark and Vinny in little pirate outfits]

~🫧💫

[Every single bad thing in my life has just be erased by seeing this.]

@cannibals-and-radio @red-velvette-swirl @moth-pimp-val @call-me-vendetta @porcelain-oracle Lookit them💙🩵🦈🦈

Ooc// … absolutely shit at drawing outfits but like… what if I just… *reaching for drawing pad*