#red works

[rennarita]

Ahhhhh. Excited for Smackdown tonight because finally @unlikelywrestlingfan & I get to see Cameron wrestle again

[actuallyredeyes]

Old people who are too impatient to wait in a three person line are honestly fucking ridiculous

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Things overheard between co-workers this week:

*referring to screaming child* “I don’t know what that is, but I feel dread.”

“Hey I’m looking for [pair of socks]” “Have you made an offering to the sock Goblin?”

“Roll me up in one of those sleeping bags and roll me down the stairs like a burrito.” “You’d break something.” “I’m at peace with this.”

*muttering while picking out a pair of shoes* “Change your mind again, I’ll eat these goddamn shoes.*

“We’re having free hamburgers today!” “Even the word hamburger makes me physically nauseous.” “I think I’ll have three.”

*staring sadly into a sock drawer* “Same.”

“I’m so hungry... If I pass out just push me into backstock ok?”

“Anyway, I put zip-ties on the model tent so kids can’t crawl into it.” “Did you do that to protect the tent, or because you hate kids.” “A little of both.”

*Loud gasp as a dog walks into the store* “Who is that?”

“Chacos were sent by God to punish retail workers for their hubris.” “...Maybe your hubris.”

[actuallyredeyes]

I love the notice my work put up about the new error code on our servers like 

“if [error code] pops up, just keep hitting retry until it works, or leave it alone and come back to it later!

or cry”

[actuallyredeyes]

me and my coworker are plotting vengeance against the shipping company. they’ve left their half-eaten/empty candy bar wrappers in our shipments for the last time

[actuallyredeyes]

I just got back from inventory night, and scanner beeping is echoing in my ears

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working in clothes is frustrating when no one apparently knows how to zip up a jacket :)