#red-sheets

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Mm…

What have I not done yet? I collected those rocks, Niko seemed fascinated by them- and then we played hide-and-seek… that candle I ordered hasn’t arrived quite yet… I wonder if that fellow ever got the cake I sent over?

Ah— also! My ask box is completely empty! Go ahead and ask me things!

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With all these people asking for marriage i shall help balance the tides by asking for a divorce!! When shall we take our divorce selfie

Ah, this is a reference, isn’t it? Okay!!

Divorce selfie! Georgie is our lawyer, you aren’t physically here so you aren’t in frame. Imagine yourself at the table.

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i cannot *believe* how impolite you were to me, hah, but are you doing anything besides being sat on a bench, now?

- @powerfulnoises

Aaah, haha, my apologies, genuinely!! I had intended to greet you properly but it completely slipped my mind..!

But, ahem, not really? I think the dungeon is almost over, so I’ll be moving back to our bus soon. I’ve been answering my asks, figuring out what to do with my items, getting bitten, eating cake with Georgie…

…actually.

Do you. Want some?

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I've been instructed to give you this.

You receive an unusually large cardboard box containing a single small plush mouse, as well as a box of wax crayons.

For some reason, the colour green has been removed the crayon box.

Ah…

Hm. I’m getting a lot of gifts recently, aren’t I? Ha.

Thank you for your service. I’m sure I’ll find the use for these.

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Do you enjoy your time at limbus? Is there somewhere else you'd rather be?

Of course I enjoy my time at the company! All of my coworkers are wonderful! There’s no where else I would rather be, haha!

Ha…

…nowhere else I’d rather be.

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So… I took a gander at what the other fellows on this app have been up to…

It’s… certainly something over there. Is anyone? Okay? Should I be worried or feel like I’m in danger??

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But my biting is affectionate. Maybe Mx Umbrella is just also very affectionate to you, you just are too concerned with being bitten nomnomnom

No, no, and for the last time, NO!!! NONE OF YOU are allowed to bite me!!! Gosh, ugh, I swear, you’re going to rile it up at this rate!!

…

Ohhhh no, oh no no no no, don’t you even think about i—

AAUAAYAGGBGBFBFRMTMFNFB

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Which finger would you say is your favorite

…

I haven’t really considered it.