#redactedgooberchronicles

[the-most-humble-blog]

Reblogged me. Tried to “own” me. Then deleted faster than their mom’s Venus razor when she visits me wearing a Chewbacca filter on her pits.

Next time you wanna throw shade — maybe wait until I’m done rearranging your mother’s estrogen levels.

💻 Screenshot preserved. 🤡 Clown badge issued. 🧠 Therapy bill rising.