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Send ✉ for an 2 AM text
Alvin, mayyybe it’s because it’s 2am... but I swear on my entire collection of Agatha Christie there’s a U.F.O. Please look out your window 👽
Send ✘ for an unsent text
Okay, fine. It wasn’t specifically an alien from outside space kind of U.F.O. But if you’re still upset at me about it, you’re even pettier than I thought...
Send ☠ for a threatening message
Have a good time with my beloved big sister, whom I love and treasure... If tonight doesn’t go well, I’m sure Mr. Donnan would love to learn whom it was who dropped his lesson plan out the window. :}
Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message
Alvin, just breathe, okay? I can’t read half your texts, but whatever it is with Brittany this time... I’ll help you. You make her happy, and you’re my friend. I’d love to see you both happy again. If this can be fixed, I’ll do whatever I can.
Send ♣ for a drunk message
lsitn mister i have a collection of neevs....... of these thingies 🔪🔪🔪 i dont need a rid home anynoe who comes near me will need a ride to the AMBLANCE
