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@funlovingchipmunkmoved
Spyro walked through an open field, heading back to town after taking some time outside in the fresh air.
Alvin had been wandering through the fields when suddenly he felt a scaly foot almost crush him. His eyes widened, quickly beginning to scurry away from the creature that was over him, stopping after he had seperated himself from trhe other a bit.
“Hey there! Watch where you’re going!” he shouted.
A Return For The Amazing Alvin
“Oh...hi there, guys! Good to see ya again! Sorry for the long wait, I’ve just been extremely busy! Dave said that he wouldn’t let me perform anymore until I got my grades in shape, so I’ve been trying to catch up with all my classes!”
“I don’t think it was my fault though. And before you laugh, just listen. Because I’ve got something very convincing here. Look, the things the teachers are saying make no sense. They make absolutely no sense. I actually think they’re making it up as they go along. Because, think about it. Just think about it. This stuff can’t be real! It’s crazy! See, it’s the teacher’s faults. Not mine. Pft, silly Dave.”
@funlovingchipmunk || starter call
“Do I even want to know why you’re covered in dirt and motor oil? No, wait, better questions.” Brittany leaned forward slightly, hands propping against her hips, one eyebrow raised in question. “Why do you need my help and why should I even help you? Whatever you’ve gotten yourself into this time is your problem, Alvin.”
“Brittany, Brittany, Brittany,” the chipmunk repeated, looking the other directly in the eyes. “We both know that whenever something is my problem, it’s never just my problem. No matter what, someone else is always gonna be involved. Whether it be Simon, you, Dave...” he said, deciding to stop there as if he took the time to list all the people he got into trouble, well suffice to say, it’d be a very long list.
“The point is, there’s no use in refusing it since you’ll inevitably get tangled up in it at some point anyway.”
He looked left to right with just his eyes, pretending like he didn’t know even though there were clearly visable crumbs from that last cookie tangled up in his fur, some of which had fallen down the front of his soft hoodie. Raising a finger up to his chin and looking right up at Alvin’s curious face, Theodore thought up a lie.
“Uhhh, n-no! Not at all, Alvin! I was… in the bedroom all day colouring!” he was pretty sure his facial expressions were enough to make his lie believeable, well, to him anyway.
“M-maybe Simon.. will know? H-he was the last one in here afterall.”
Feeling proud with how his lie had turned out, he crossed his arms, holding both his hands together.
“A-and I’m certainly not lying, promise!”
“Is that so?”
“Because usually when people feel the need to state that they're not lying, that means they’re lying,” the chipmunk stated casually, taking the time to check his nails as he awaited his brother’s response.
I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision.
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LAST CHANCE
flxbber started following you
“Ooh! What’s that?”
The chipmunk grinned as he leaped onto the professor, examining the green substance in his hands.
@theodore--sweetmxnk
“Ah, Theodore! My favorite brother! If I uh, may have a word with you for just a moment. You see, when I left the house today there was one cookie left in the cookie jar. One cookie left specifically for me.”
“You wouldn’t, uh, happen to know what happened to it, would you?” he asked, leaning over the other to examine his facial expressions.
I guess you can say Alvin and the Chipmunks got
@funlovingchipmunk
♪ “Who put my sweater on a…squirrel?”
Alvin’s eye twitched. How did people keep making this mistake? His band’s been out for over a year now, it should be common knowledge that he was a chipmunk, not a squirrel. The fact that this kid was wearing his logo on his shirt made the mistake even more inexcusable.
“Alright, first of all, I’m not a squirrel. I’m a chipmunk. And second of all, that’s not your sweater, that’s my sweater,” he said, glaring at the other.
Casually watching a 2009 episode of The Simpsons when… they predicted the future?!?
so this is how I’m spending my afternoon
I’ll do you one better.
I will be disappointed if you ask me if you ask me what the best movie of this year is, it’s not even my opinion its a FACT that Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip BEAT ALL THE COMPETITION BY FAR.
i feel like something you need to know to fundamentally understand me as a person is that i have seen every alvin and the chipmunks movie in theaters
you wouldn’t think a chipmunks movie would not only include a cameo from john waters but also directly name-drop the very inappropriate pink flamingos as something that alvin seville has actually canonically watched, but here we are. here we are. i can’t believe this
((Just got back from seeing The Road Chip. Without a doubt, the best film in the series to date.))
In the greatest upset in film history, Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip beats Star Wars at the box office by 18 trillion dollars
Everyone keeps asking me if I’m excited about the new Star Wars movie but come on everybody should be hyped over this masterpiece
