Megan: oh wei, you are so asian.
Wei: i am as asian as chairman mao, who so happens to be the reddest sun in my heart!!
Megan: …… :D we can just take over the world and never need to learn anything ever again.
Wei: ive already decided my path in life leads to me becoming the biggest intergalactic drug lord EVER
Megan: well that words. you can start my selling to miley cyrus haha
Wei: isnt she already on everything? thats why shes so crazy
Megan: haha yeah. did you see the video of her with the bong? she's on salvia being completely crazy haha.
Wei: what video is that? christine had me watch cant be tamed, but i only watched it once....
Megan: lol this is a tlz video that was just posted a couple of days ago. it's her tripping from smoking "just salvia" off a bong... in her own house. lol
Wei: =_= major fail...