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@pandalution
weird panda
[regarding the black panda party of mongolia] we.need.to.join.regardless.of.their.principles.even.if.they.ask.us.to.kill.a.man.
the panda herself,
panda revolution
i cannot believe that this already exists. sigh.
http://xiaobaosg.deviantart.com/gallery/3280501
http://mi50.blogspot.com/2009/01/panda-revolution-vi.html
http://www.designbyhumans.com/vote/detail/58412
not gonna lie, i want that tshirt !
Wei: oh god, i literally snorted when i saw this
anything for you jillian, i will sail far and wide to procure this very tasteful piece of art
Austin:
Mao Zedong,
Red in my heart,
Pulsing so strong,
Never be apart,
Cuz' that'd be wrong.
The reddest sun,
An acid trip,
Still so much fun,
As the brain gets sick.
Art for art's sake,
A bourgeois waste,
But you're always hooked
Once you get a taste.
btw, look at the link. Maodonna.
Austin: I want to make this my new desktop... but i don't want to break my tradition of beautiful naked men.
Jillian: MAODONNA. and i love you both.
Wei: i love you the maost!
on 2011
Jillian: yay 2011
Wei: better grades! :P
Jillian: YES!
Austin: Better looking men!
Wei: ^ shouldnt that be an eternity type of wish?
Austin: It is our five-year plan. In order to keep the Panda's Republic of China prosperous and beautiful, we must seek out and accomplish successively more beautiful men. That, and our nation always needs more hand-jobs.
Wei: there arent enough women to service the men.....so eventually the panda republic will have to admit the presence of gay men
Austin: This makes me a gay panda.
Wei: the best type of panda, they have that tuff of white fur on their buttocks for a reason
Austin: Squisheepandagaybutt?
Wei: should be my alias
Austin: Call me Bond. Squisheepandagaybutt bond.
Wei: or yours, ill just be squishypandabutt
Austin: My alias is Aaron McDougalfuc. It's how I traverse teh gay world.
Wei: solves all crimes concerning pandas, especially when bamboo is stolen
Wei: alright, you may reserve that alias for when youre in the china, they wont appreciate mcdougalfuc, squisheepandagaybutt will prob confuse them
Austin: I couldn't get a visa for McDougalfuc. He's HIV positive :(
Wei: that panda butt is tainted, no good for china
Austin: Our nation is clean and bright, with no panda poo pebbles about our squisheepandabutts.
Wei: dude, you've seen the bathrooms, that nation is anything but clean, poopeepandabutts
Austin: Squatting toilets are disgusting. Mao was a freak.
Wei: haha my friends and i were just talking about that today....total shit toilets...literally
Jillian: SQUATTING IN THE NUUUUUDE
Wei: The best way to obtain a revolutionary physique
Megan: oh wei, you are so asian.
Wei: i am as asian as chairman mao, who so happens to be the reddest sun in my heart!!
Megan: …… :D we can just take over the world and never need to learn anything ever again.
Wei: ive already decided my path in life leads to me becoming the biggest intergalactic drug lord EVER
Megan: well that words. you can start my selling to miley cyrus haha
Wei: isnt she already on everything? thats why shes so crazy
Megan: haha yeah. did you see the video of her with the bong? she's on salvia being completely crazy haha.
Wei: what video is that? christine had me watch cant be tamed, but i only watched it once....
Megan: lol this is a tlz video that was just posted a couple of days ago. it's her tripping from smoking "just salvia" off a bong... in her own house. lol
Wei: =_= major fail...
毛泽东在我们的心里永远是最红的太阳!!!
the panda herself
on LOST
Wei: LOST SEASON 6 IS INSTANT............no more studying for me
Jillian: OMG
Skye: LOL STUDY FAILLLLL
Aditi: NOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Sydney: whhhaaaa? lol
Austin: Pandoom.
Wei: austin, will our panda puns ever stop?? or will people soon realize our superiority and start kissing our pandasses?
Aditi: CRAY-ZHU CRAY-WEI
Wei Zhu: you're so pandumb
Aditi: shut your pandible.
Wei: :( my panda face is sooooo sad :P pandon't be such a pandick
i think they need to stop....wen jiabao has called me up and said im shaming the motherland :P
Natasha: is that gumby?!
Wei: no. he's blob...he's from the shanghai expo :P
Tracy: That is a chair. Not a couch.
Wei: my pandas gonna smack you!! you dont correct almighty wee zoo!!
Jillian: WEE ZOO
whenever i'm about to do something, i think, "would a panda do that?" and if they wouldn't, i do not do that thing.
the panda herself
on tight ass (ta)
Minjae: can i pleaseee friend ta on facebook x3
Wei: HAHAHAHA if you do....PREEEAAASEEE remember to erase this post....you remember what happened last time right??? :PP
Wei: also, what the hell is "x3"?
Austin: DO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!! x3
Wei: ^ what he said
Wei: x3
i still think it looks like a buttface
Austin: It's called a cleft chin, Wei, and i take much offense!!
Let the fur fly! PANDAWESOME BATTLE COMMENCES!!!
Wei: oooohhhhh o.O
im currently updating my panda moves...so beware, i majored in panda politics, im not to be taken lightly
Austin:Then you must know: panda war and panda peace are intextricably intertwined. I shall pandack you, if only to bring a greater age of pandosperity.
PS- your new pic is pandsome.
Wei Zhu: :D
im the jesus christ of the pandas, i shall bring peace and war....and when i come back to life, all shall bow down and bring me bacon
Austin: But not bacon chocolate cupcakes. Pandas are of a discriminating pallet.
Wei: :/ sorry jenny, those were uber weird, and even me, who eats all, couldnt swallow
Minjae: omg you guys are.... so amazing hahaha
i REALLY VANNA friend ta :(
♥
Wei: then do it my dear :D
Austin: With Mao in your heart, how can he not want to be FB friends? Also, if he doesn't, you have the spiritual A-bomb.
I'm pandanese...the one and only...i wont be cloned
the panda herself
We aint playin motherfuckas give us all your pie or you die jkjk..we sweet-you can pet us allllll day :D
on international drug lord status
Wei Zhu now works at Myself.
Myself with Austin Coe · International Drug Lord · Dec 2010 to present
Elke: Where can I apply!
Wei Zhu: hahahahaha...you have to snuggle 100 pandas!! and then chug chocolate milk!! and then scarf down three pancakes!!
Elke: dunnit, Im in
on laundry and returning to school
Minjae Kim:
weiweiwei :D
me miss you!!!!!!!
dude whats up with your personal info.
hahaha it's sooo epic...
and you're so panda. omg sooo panda.
...
Minjae Kim: OH and when are you going back to nyu???
Wei Zhu: miss you too!! ♥ haha, the info is allllll true :D
and i will prob be back on the sun before school starts, sooo the 23rd? i usually go back pretty late
Austin Coe: Can you please teach me Pandanian English?
Wei Zhu: i charge $500/hr...its a very particular language...im the only speaker :D
Austin Coe: $500 in pandollars? PANDONE!!!!
Wei Zhu: thats fine...i got joseph gordon levitt waiting...he's getting lessons to help his acting :P
Austin Coe: Keep him there; i will visit, receive lessons from you, then give sweet sexual relations to JGL. He is a beautiful man, pandamn it!
Austin Coe: And can we please use the word pander soon? In an appropriate context, of course.
Wei Zhu: sorry, i gotta drug levitt and present him as a new years present to someone :P
and pander is an excellent word, use it daily?
Austin Coe: 'Salright. A friend of mine got be Levitt as a birthday present... long story. Yeah, but we shouldn't pander to situations in which pander is inappropriate.
Wei Zhu: excellent friend, a good panderer
Jillian Bray: love this
Minjae Kim: omg you guys are the besttttt
how will we LIVE without our MAO class?!
Wei Zhu: i can totally live without mao class or mao dreams :P
Minjae Kim: NOOOOO the brightest sun has set in your heart :(
OMG. that means.. you're NON-REVOLUTIONARY.
DUDE, then you're like... NOT A PERSON! A SNAKE, SLIMY, SNEAKY SNAKE! AHHHHHHHHHH
WHERE IS MY LITTLE RED BOOK
WHERE IS MY MANGO MAO BADGE
I NEED TO PREPARE FOR A PROTRACTED IDEOLOGICAL WAR FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF THIS GENERATION
Wei Zhu: dude, you're living in my dorm next year....how will you do it if im not a revolutionary?
i was also born in the year of the snake so i take no offense :P
Minjae Kim? hahahahah it was fun for the moment.
actually, i am even more of a snake because i've been hiding all along my non-revolutionary ideology...
*whisper* i'm actually a bourgeoisie~
actually.... i meant to tell you earlier, sister.... you were born the year of panda...
Wei Zhu: hahaha im bourgeois as well, so unchinese of me :P
and yes, how could i make such a big mistake, i was BORN IN THE YEAR OF PANDA!! im gonna tell my family now, they will be so proud of me, hold a dinner and feed me food
minjAE! when do you go back to school?
Minjae Kim: i think january 14 :D
i can't wait to live in palladium!!!!!
i also can't wait to go back to bobst hahaha
Wei Zhu: woooooottt!! ill see ya 9 days later =________=
and noooooooo bobst makes me sad...and sometimes i study :P
palladium is pretty awesome, except for the laundry, its soooooo annoying
Minjae Kim: zhendema?! why is the laundry annoying? idk if it can get as annoying as the lafayette ones...
Wei Zhu: oh true, lafayette is a bitch, nevermind, maybe for you it will be a godsend :P
Austin Coe: Pandas don't have laundry, they just jump in the river. They secrete fabric softener directly from the follicle, and remain snuggably soft despite harsh waters.
Wei Zhu: like the snuggle bear
Austin Coe: The snuggle bear is a bourgeois creation, a western parasite in the hearts and minds of the pandalutionary. He is also entirely anti-feminist-- notice that within all advertisements, a married WOMAN, without a job, stays home and does laundry all day. She is enslaved to to the delicate cycle.
Wei Zhu: thats alright, ill hire some illegal chinese to do stuff for me
plus, the snuggle bear is super cute, so he's exempt from re-education