on laundry and returning to school
dude whats up with your personal info.
and you're so panda. omg sooo panda.
Minjae Kim: OH and when are you going back to nyu???
Wei Zhu: miss you too!! ♥ haha, the info is allllll true :D
and i will prob be back on the sun before school starts, sooo the 23rd? i usually go back pretty late
Austin Coe: Can you please teach me Pandanian English?
Wei Zhu: i charge $500/hr...its a very particular language...im the only speaker :D
Austin Coe: $500 in pandollars? PANDONE!!!!
Wei Zhu: thats fine...i got joseph gordon levitt waiting...he's getting lessons to help his acting :P
Austin Coe: Keep him there; i will visit, receive lessons from you, then give sweet sexual relations to JGL. He is a beautiful man, pandamn it!
Austin Coe: And can we please use the word pander soon? In an appropriate context, of course.
Wei Zhu: sorry, i gotta drug levitt and present him as a new years present to someone :P
and pander is an excellent word, use it daily?
Austin Coe: 'Salright. A friend of mine got be Levitt as a birthday present... long story. Yeah, but we shouldn't pander to situations in which pander is inappropriate.
Wei Zhu: excellent friend, a good panderer
Minjae Kim: omg you guys are the besttttt
how will we LIVE without our MAO class?!
Wei Zhu: i can totally live without mao class or mao dreams :P
Minjae Kim: NOOOOO the brightest sun has set in your heart :(
OMG. that means.. you're NON-REVOLUTIONARY.
DUDE, then you're like... NOT A PERSON! A SNAKE, SLIMY, SNEAKY SNAKE! AHHHHHHHHHH
WHERE IS MY LITTLE RED BOOK
WHERE IS MY MANGO MAO BADGE
I NEED TO PREPARE FOR A PROTRACTED IDEOLOGICAL WAR FOR THE GREATER GOOD OF THIS GENERATION
Wei Zhu: dude, you're living in my dorm next year....how will you do it if im not a revolutionary?
i was also born in the year of the snake so i take no offense :P
Minjae Kim? hahahahah it was fun for the moment.
actually, i am even more of a snake because i've been hiding all along my non-revolutionary ideology...
*whisper* i'm actually a bourgeoisie~
actually.... i meant to tell you earlier, sister.... you were born the year of panda...
Wei Zhu: hahaha im bourgeois as well, so unchinese of me :P
and yes, how could i make such a big mistake, i was BORN IN THE YEAR OF PANDA!! im gonna tell my family now, they will be so proud of me, hold a dinner and feed me food
minjAE! when do you go back to school?
Minjae Kim: i think january 14 :D
i can't wait to live in palladium!!!!!
i also can't wait to go back to bobst hahaha
Wei Zhu: woooooottt!! ill see ya 9 days later =________=
and noooooooo bobst makes me sad...and sometimes i study :P
palladium is pretty awesome, except for the laundry, its soooooo annoying
Minjae Kim: zhendema?! why is the laundry annoying? idk if it can get as annoying as the lafayette ones...
Wei Zhu: oh true, lafayette is a bitch, nevermind, maybe for you it will be a godsend :P
Austin Coe: Pandas don't have laundry, they just jump in the river. They secrete fabric softener directly from the follicle, and remain snuggably soft despite harsh waters.
Wei Zhu: like the snuggle bear
Austin Coe: The snuggle bear is a bourgeois creation, a western parasite in the hearts and minds of the pandalutionary. He is also entirely anti-feminist-- notice that within all advertisements, a married WOMAN, without a job, stays home and does laundry all day. She is enslaved to to the delicate cycle.
Wei Zhu: thats alright, ill hire some illegal chinese to do stuff for me
plus, the snuggle bear is super cute, so he's exempt from re-education
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