#reddply

[templarofdoom]

Am I being punished? I've been assigned guard duty for the week.

[templarofdoom]

If you had told me in the 50s that my aesthetic in the 10s would be "street hoodlum", I would have been very miffed and confused.

[templarofdoom]

I'm really hoping Gran ate the last of the pasta, or else someone has been in my flat.

[templarofdoom]

totallynotilluminati I’m making angel hair pasta tonight if I can get out of Tokyo sometime soon. any preference on sauce?

[templarofdoom]

I'm planning to pay my niece's way through college, but I don't know where I want to recommend she goes. She likes engineering and architexture.

[templarofdoom]

I’m starting to become very sick of being hit on by Dragon. You’d think it wouldn’t happen as much as it does.

[templarofdoom]

I think the most Templar thing you can do is use your elemental magic to boil tea. Which I just did.

[templarofdoom]

Somebody once told me that the Internet was a passing fad. Six decisive stock investments and a large amount of money later, I have a flat in Chelsea and they are dead. Not of their own wrongdoings, though. They were already fairly old by the 1990s.