sewerclown replied to your post “send me characters and i will sort them into Hogwarts Houses because I...”
i would say "me" but i am obviously a slytherin.....ok....i want to hear about everyone in teen beach movie, including the family members at the beginning
Grandpa-- i don't wanna do Ravenclaw like this but I mean both a Gryffindor and a Hufflepuff would have given more of a shit about their granddaughter on a scary wave and does not seem savvy enough for Slytherin sooooo
Aunt Antoinette-- Slytherin, duh
Butchy+ the Rodents: Gryffindors
TANNER IS A FUCKING RAVENCLAW HE LEARNS ABOUT FLORA ON THE ISLAND FOR FUN HE KNOWS HOW TO WEAVE FLOWER CROWNS HE WRITES SONGS ON THE SPOT AND LIKES POETRY FIGHT ME BRADY IS A RAVENCLAW NERD
Brady is a freaking Hufflepuff who loves everyone so hard and it makes discerning romantic attraction very, very difficult for him but he is very loyal which is one of the reasons why he's like "nah Lela we can't kiss" (he isn't that fussed over not getting to kiss Mack)
Mack is Slytherin as hell are you kidding me she tries to not do what she wants to pursue and it doesn't work she's only happy when she goes after what she wants
Lela has the same problem as Brady with Hufflepuff Love of People Screwing Up Romantic recognition
Dr. Fusion: Ravenclaw, not super perturbed by finding out he is a villain in a movie, just wants to Know More, likes creating weather machines.
Les Camembert: Slytherin, v. ambitious, clearly wants to know more about being in a movie for nefarious purposes
Giggles: Slytherin (she KNOWS when Butchy is going to bail and does not let him)
Seacat: Slytherin (very protective of his domain, appears to have established a hierarchy of surfers, general snarky bastard)
Rascal: Gryffindor (asserts self into conflict situations confidently. "KABOSH!)
Big Momma: idk but please free her and make her a real character and no an offensive stereotype thanks