Now, see, humans can't purr. They can make sounds similar to it, but ultimately, they can't purr. They don't have the necessary "equipment" for it like felines do.
And that's precisely why the partial-lie of a certain kiddo madman being human is so amusing.
But that's not the point. Not right now anyways.
Fleur's busying himself on his phone, chatting with his best friend, Leys, and his girlfriend, Katie. In hindsight, doing either of these things around his darling uncle, wasn't a great idea.
"Oooo is that Katie? Hiii Katie!"
Mmrrrr.
"Too bad, kiddo, I reserved the annoying uncle rights a long time ago! I have to embarrass you, it would physically hurt me not to."
Mmrrraow. Rrrrm.
"Well, you decided it was a good idea to video chat with your bestie and your girlfriend while you're with me! Deal with it <3"
"...prick."
Leys finally speaks up through their laughter. "He speaks! You're a miracle worker."
"He knows I'm right~" Is Emrys having way too much fun embarrassing Fleur? Oh you bet he is.
"do you want to get yeeted? you will get yoten." Grumble-huff.
"You know you love me, kiddo!"
"yeah sure whatever."
Katie is giggling quietly on her end, enjoying seeing her boyfriend in high spirits despite his appearance. It's a nice change in pace from what she noticed last time.
"Dude, flower boy, we gotta get you and Katie to go out with me and Bits again- there's a great arcade place up the street, just opened. You can geek out all you want and you'd be surrounded by birds of your feather. Plus, you look like you could use a proper gaming-vay-cay."
"now hold on- i wouldn't geek out."
"He so would geek out, he does it all the time here~"
"emrys shut up!"
"Never!"












