#redeyedheir

[askwendyokoopa]

"I got my nails done~"

“And I should care… because?”

[askwendyokoopa]

Any foot jokes about Penelope?

“Jeez, put me on the spot why don’t you?  Uh... running around all day should give her huge callouses on her feet, right?  ...  To get rid of them ... she would need ... a pedo-file!  Get it, ped as in foot...”

[askwendyokoopa]

"I'm Gellin, like Magellan!" The princess says, wiggling her toes.

It looks like the brat was back, Wendy turned around to stomp on her feet or something when she noticed something quite unusual.  ”Holy son of a what?!  Who are you, and what have you done to Penelope?”

[askwendyokoopa]

"What is WRONG with you???"

"Gee, not everyone can be as well adjusted as you little miss two-living-parents."

[askwendyokoopa]

"Zzzz...."

Without warning, Wendy trips over the sleeping child.

"WHY DON'T YOU WATCH WHERE I'M GOING?!"

[askwendyokoopa]

[It's really not, though.]

((Even if you’re not lying, it still is slander.  If you go around telling people I’m Koala Tea, then they’ll expect more outta me.  I’ll have to reply to threads, answer asks, and do more than just reblog crap all the time.

Thank you.))

[askwendyokoopa]

[You're a really good Wendy.]

L̵̹͉̥͚̻͊i̦̯̹̗̎ͫ͑̍̚e̢̺̿͊ͅs̛̞͙̱͌ͧ̇̄ ̟̳̥̬̫̩̈͌͐ͅȧ͔͎̇̆̆̃ͯ̀͠ń̨̟ͮͤ̉̚d̪͕͚̟̰͔̏ͣ̾ ͈̥͎̭̲̜̣s͐ͬ͋̀̈̊̚͠l̘̬̰̮͖͕̪͑ͧ̄a̞͖̗̞ͧͫ̆̓͐n̵͚͎̹͈̗̒͛͂d̙̫̬̑ẹ̰̦͇̼ͥ̄̀̾̋ͬͩͅr̍̋!̧̱̲͚ͦ͌̊

[askwendyokoopa]

"I said that was a secret."

"Yeah, that’s why I told everyone I know… because I’m evil.”