Ask Wendy O. Koopa

Full name: Wendy Orlean Koopa Age: 19 Height: 2ft 8in (81cm) Weight: 68lbs (31kg) Aliases: Kootie Pie, Lady Fettuccine Alfredo Voice claim: Tabitha St. Germain First appearance: Super Mario Bros. 3 - October 23, 1988 Rules: The only thing I will block you for is incest. All other standard tumblr etiquette, no underaged ships, etcetera apply, but you get warnings first. 98.6% of threads dropped This blog has been rated PG-13 by the Tumblr Weblog Producers and Distributors of America (TWPDA) and readers like you.

[twistcmyk]

[janegumball]

Princess Rosalina & Princess Peach as ponies because I can

[theoryofweirdness]

Is Rosalina ever referred to as a princess in the games? I thought she was like, some kind of eldritch space goddess.

[askwendyokoopa]

"No, that was something new for the movie... so it's a moot point now."

[iwander21]

Captain Wendy!!

[askwendyokoopa]

"@corsaircaptain, I'm coming for ye!"

[daikenkki]

X

[depsidase]

[almightychiru]

New flower-up 🌷

…plus Meetup in Bellabel Park

[askwendyokoopa]

@princeps-civitatus-peach

[stardustshimmer]

koopalings found ALIVE in chicago

[askwendyokoopa]

Poor Lemmy

[puffmun]

when kirby turned 20 shi decided to join the entertainment industry

[askwendyokoopa]

Happy 34th birthday to Kirby, but thankfully no new rules are being made for this anniversary, he's still a minor. Do not google "Kirby rule 34" for any circumstances.

[bowsaremyfriends]

Gave some of the other ladies in the Mario series aero suits since I know they would look fabulous in them 💖

[natfoe]

The Koop of Rock

[askwendyokoopa]

"How'd I get stuck with the triangle?"

[askwendyokoopa]

Item: A Stunning Frame Rarity: ⏶ Common

What game has the best art style?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

"I'm gonna go with Cuphead, it's the only game that actually looks like a cartoon, so that makes it subjectively the best. Others have tried cell-shading with varying levels of success, but it just never looks right. Take Wind Waker... please. Heh-heh, but seriously, could it look any less like a cartoon?"

((And that's the last ask in captivity, they left the snek-thing running for a week. Just long enough to trick me into thinking it was a permanent feature, then whisked it away from me! If I had known it was leaving, I'd have stockpiled more asks. Now I'll have to rely on you guys.))

[askwendyokoopa]

"The 2023 Mario Movie was great, this one didn't even try. Here's a peek into the possible pitch meeting that lead to this outcome."

[complementarycouple]

"The explosions in SMB2 were famously misspelled as 'BOM' in the original Japanese, so who's idea was it to 'correct' it like this:

instead of like this:

hunh?"

🎀: "The world may never know..."

[askwendyokoopa]

"It just makes it seem like the Bob-Ombs are diegetically screaming 'BOMB!' when they die, instead of actual explosions. It's very distracting, at least to me."

[askwendyokoopa]

Item: The Golden Egg Rarity: ✷ Epic

What's the best video game easter egg you've ever found?

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"I knew if I played that snek game long enough, I'd get a rare ask one of these days. The best Easter Egg of all time has to be Toadstool's ???/Peach's XXX from Super Mario RPG, and its remake."

[askwendyokoopa]

Item: The Time Machine Rarity: ⏶ Common

What game do you associate most strongly with a specific time in your life?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

"That'd be Super Mario Brothers 2, which I associate with the eighties. The rest of the series is timeless, but SMB2 for some reason I associate with the eighties. Part of the reason may have been this little chant that Lemmy* would say every time I fought Wart:

Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered… …I have fought my way to the castle beyond the Shy Guy City… …to take back the Subcons that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours… …and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me.

Labyrinth being the newest movie available at the time. I always played Peach for that sweet sweet hovering mechanic, which made her Sarah Williams (Jennifer Lynn Connelly). And Wart, of course was Jareth, the Goblin King, a.k.a. David Robert Jones Bowie. Unfortunately he died before the movie, so they had to go with Luis Guzmán."

((*Lemmy being the Mun's sister, but Wendy only has brothers... so?))

[askwendyokoopa]

Item: A Bug Rarity: ⏶ Common

What's your favorite creature from any video game world?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

"Me?"

[dummy-dot-exe]

Cowgirl Peach for mar10 by バイパー【Viper】@Viper_1390

[princeps-civitatus-peach]

Guess what

[askwendyokoopa]

"Princess butt!"