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Andrew from Central Florida

Why are tall, tatted up, lean muscled, pothead, rednecks sooooooo fckkkkking sexy!!!!!!!!?????

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You’ve signed up for the kumite aka a secret underground fighting tournament. To determine who your first opponent will be, pick a number below. Then, click “read below” to see who you’re fighting. Good luck!

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Voting ended onApr 21

ONLY OPEN ONCE YOU’VE VOTED

1. Jean Claude Van Damme in his prime

2. A capoeira fighter

3. Your closest (or only) sibling. If you’re a single child, your best friend or the closest person you have to a best friend.

4. Aikido master

5. Judo master

6. Laura Bailey of Critical Role

7. Pencak Silat master

8. Typical Florida Man and he’s on meth

9. Some redneck dude who just drank motor oil in front of you

10. Markiplier

11. WWE's Rhea Ripley

12. Taekwondo master