So I got tagged? And bear with me cos I have no fucking clue how to use this new text post thing, where the fuck is the hyperlink option? Jesus. Anyway, I got tagged by teakettlesandapplegrass (Oh there's the hyperlink thing. This is horseshit. Screw you tumblr and your shitty updates.).
Answer 11 questions, tag 11 new people and write 11 questions for them to answer. (Make sure to tag whomever tagged you as well!)
1. What happened in your life for you to end up on tumblr?
Meh. I was told it was a good idea. That it'd be "fun." What a load of shit amiright?
2. What’s your favorite kind of breakfast food?
I really like waffles and french toast. But without syrup, just butter. Syrup is to sweet for my tastes.
3. Name one book you’ve read so many times the spine is cracked on it.
Ah...I haven't had time to read a book over again lately, honestly. However, the books I do read all end up with cracked spines. I think the worse it A Game of Thrones. That spine is practically all white. And I'm reading a book now called The Way of Kings and that one's getting pretty gnarly too.
4. When you were a kid, what was your favorite method of finger painting?
I didn't finger paint as a kid? Like, it kinda grossed me out to do that. I mean now, it's all or nothing, I fuckin' love finger painting, but as a kid? Nah.
5. What is your favorite animal, and do you know any cool facts about that animal?
I fuckin' love hedgehogs and jelly fish, man. Umm...Hedgies have really terrible eyesight so when they're scared they'll give a warning lick and if you keep bugging them they bite. Also, they'll lick things then lick their spines to transfer the sent. And I think it's the box jellyfish that's the only jellyfish that has eye. Other than that jellyfish are aliens.
6. Do you trust the US government?
Do I trust the US government? Ummm...I mean, I guess I'm kinda neutral? We fuckin' suck, don't get me wrong; our healthcare is deplorable and doesn't even deserve to be called "care" we spend way too much money on useless crap and military stuff, and a bunch of other stuff, like a BUNCH of other stuff. But I have a strong respect for Obama as a person even though he's done jackshit as president, and I really respect the men and women who serve in the military. Does that count as trusting the government? I dunno what I'm saying here.
7. Who is your favorite Disney character?
You really wanna go into this? You're gonna make me think about this? Okay. Umm...Well I really love Lilo...and Kita's pretty badass. I dunno...Probably Kita actually. As a kid I really loved her. Atlantis was my favorite movie for forever.
8. Do you celebrate Pi day? What about May the 4th be with you?
Not really...I'm more of a Trekkie to be honest. And I don't see what the big deal about Pi Day is?
9. What’s the worst/best pun you’ve ever laughed at?
Okay, Britt, you'll remember this one. We were on our eighth grad trip and we were in New York, right? So it was hella early and we were dragging our asses outta bed and this girl we were rooming with was like, "I've got a joke. Do you guys wanna hear it?" So naturally we were all like, yeah why not? So she says in this really tired voice, it almost sounded like she was stoned off her ass, she says, "What did the mermaid use to make a call? ....HER SHELLPHONE." We laughed so hard. It was lovely.
10. What’s your favorite/lucky number? Does it hold other significance?
If I tell you what my lucky number is, it won't be lucky anymore. I've kept it a secret my entire life and i don't intend to start spilling the beans now.
11. If there are 50 shades of grey, how many shades of gay are you?
How gay am I? So gay. All of the gay in fact. Just none of the sex.
Alright so I guess I gotta tag some people now? So....I guess songbirds-cage, song-of-a-caged-bird, fuzzygalactikitty, redstar468, this-is-kerrros-lol, kasisnotofimport, damitsammy, xandria1313, jujuproblems, just-a-very-anxious-gay-dude, and romancingthechaos.
1.) When you're in the shower, in which order do you wash? (ex: shampoo, conditioner, body, face.)
2.) Do you still sleep with a stuffed animal? If yes, what is it?
3.) What is the meanest thing you have ever said to someone? Did you feel bad afterward? Why or why not?
4.) Is there anything you're absolutely terrified of?
5.) What is the most adventurous/scariest thing you've ever done?
6.) What do you think of all the stupid updates tumblr has been forcing on us lately?
7.) Do you remember a dream you had last night? If so, what happened in it?
8.) What are some things you absolutely love about yourself?
9.) What is one song that you know is really terrible, like really really terrible, but you love it anyway? Why do you love it?
10.) Are you a cat or a dog person? Why?
11.) If you could have any superhuman ability what would you have? Be creative.