#reelyfishy

[lethalist]

Eyes narrowed as he headed towards the peculiar, greyish-hued woman. Slinking with his bag in tow, the bandit proceeded to break the ice.

“So I heard through the grapevine that you're lookin' for some assistance. I'd be inclined to help, if you're lookin' to . . . sweeten the deal.”

Give him candy, please.

[musrattus-archive]

hey shrimp cod

Okay, he was tired last night and he’ll admit he might have met some people he shouldn’t have. The double fish-puns should have been his first red flag. 

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