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[rue-nightly]

Infinity symbol. Cause I'm on a phone and don't have that. What's the cool song?

-But damn you've got the sharpest teeth // And I am soft as a peach-

-Peach by Slothrust 💚

[shojo]

Hi I'm auditioning for the role of solo Shojo and I'll be singing "bring on all the men"

Fun fact I had to google that cause I had no clue what that song was and oh my god yeah. But see do you mean me Shojo or Shojo Shojo because I feel like this song applies to Shojo Shojo more. Cause she’s a big ol’ slut.

[chemicalxwings]

aroseariverandabluebox, I did the thing! My writing is atrocious, but I did the thing =) So now I'm tagging reenie89 autumnthunderstorm blackhoodie66 Your turn to do the thing.

[miss-shojo]

reenie89 replied to your post: ((does anyone know what happened to...

((I’m so sorry my dear! I just haven’t been feeling in a very Jon mood and I’ve just gone through a very hard breakup with a boyfriend of 4 years…I should be back up to playing in a few days. I’m so sorry.))

((what? no! omg, no! you take as much time as you need. *giant hug of love, chocolate, and tissues* i'm sorry for being impatient. take care of yourself first. we'll all be here when you come back. i know that shojo will be more than thrilled to see jon again. <3 <3))

[miss-shojo]

Cowboys VS Ninjas

((the following is a compilation of posts from reenie89 as the jon, and myself. we're still adding to it so i'll update it as we go along. also, there's a little prequel thingy right here that's fluffy and adorable. enjoy!))

The Jon wandered towards Shojo, a cake in hand, before handing it to her.

"Would you like some Platypus Quesadilla surprise cake?" His head tilts to the side, his top hat falling off his head and onto the ground. He had heard about things with the other robots and wanted to make poor Shojo feel better. No one deserved to be treated that way.

Shojo glanced up from her desk, scrolling through her work with a somber expression on her face. Seeing The Jon with a cake instantly put a smile on her face.

“The Jon? Wha- What on earth are you doing- is that for me?” she asked sweetly, gesturing towards the cake. She giggled, picking up his hat and setting it back on his curly hair. “Thank you, this is so nice of you!”

Jon smiled and pushed the cake towards Shojo. “For you. If you want it. I found it out back. It looked good.”

He looked at Shojo. “Wanna go play ninjas and cowboys?” He extended his hand towards the girl, a giant smile on his gold face.

“You… found it out back?” Shojo eyed the cake suspiciously. Well, it’s the thought that counted, and she did appreciate it.

Her face lit up upon hearing his offer, smiling big. She took his hand, stood up, and looked at him very, very seriously.

“But, Jon, there’s a very important question that needs answering: who’s the ninja and who’s the cowboy?”

Jon thought for a moment before he bundled Shojo in his arms and headed out to the back, “Well, we’re obviously cowboys. The ninjas are everywhere.”

He placed Shojo down, “Unless you want to be the ninja. I already have a cowboy hat.”

Shojo laughed out loud as The Jon carried her to the backyard. As soon as he set her down she gasped and looked around like she was trying to find something.

“You’re right! They are everywhere! I can feel them watching us… Oh! What are we gonna do, Mr. Marksley?” Shojo looked up into the cowpoke’s eyes worried. She’d never encountered the likes of ninjas before.

The Jon looked at her before he put his fingers under his usual red suspenders. “What we’re gonna do pardner,”

He bent down and pulled a strand of grass up before placing it between his lips, “is hunt every low life ninja down Ms. O’Mally!”

Shojo gasped. Every single ninja? It just couldn’t be done!

“But Mr. Marksley, how will we hunt down every low life ninja? They’re sneaky, that bunch! They could be hiding…. anywhere…. BEHIND YOU!”

Shojo jutted a finger over The Jon’s shoulder. A ninja was poised on one foot, ready to pounce on our heroes.

The Jon whirled around and struck out at the ninja with his foot, sending the thing flying before looking at Shojo.

“It’s a good thing you’re here! Quick! We need to make a base so they can’t find us!” He took her hand and ran out of the yard.

Shojo ran as fast as her feet could carry her. They ran out of the yard, across the patio, and back into the house. They were rushing down a hallway when Shojo stopped suddenly, passing by the den.

“Rex! I have an idea!”

Shojo headed towards the couch and grabbed all the pillows and blankets she could carry.

“We should be safe in one of the rooms upstairs but we’re gonna need supplies.”

“Good idea!” The Jon followed her and gathered up the smaller pillows that Shojo couldn’t carry and headed up the stairs.

“Quick! In here before they find us!” He shouted, throwing the pillows, blankets, and Shojo, into a pile in a room.

Shojo immediately began construction on the fort, using the sturdier pillows for the base and fluffier pillows on top. She piled them high and threw a blanket over the piles of pillows, using the nearby bed as the 4th wall of the fort.

She scurried into the base and gestured the golden bot inside.

Following, he sat on his heels and stared at Shojo, “Now, we need a plan of attack. I think we should find the leader and take him out!” The gold bot nodded at his own plan before he stuck his head out the pillow fort and looked around.

“Agreed. Oh! What will we do for weapons?” Shojo pokes her head out next to The Jon and her eyes landed on the closet across the room.

“There’s the weapons shed. Do you think it’s safe to sneak into? I think I hear a few coming…”

“The weapons shed is too heavily guarded by the platypus army,” Jon thought for a second. “Unless you disguise yourself as them and sneak in!”

He placed his top hat on her head, “There, all ready to go!”

“Me? But surely they’d recognize me…” She looks back at the closet and back at The Jon, putting on a determined face. “I’ll try, Mr. Marksley.”

She adjusted her hat and crawled out of the fort. She tip toed her way across the room in a very dramatic fashion, keeping quiet so as to blend in with the evil platypi. She reached the closet and crept inside, half of her body hanging out the doorway. After a few moments, she resurfaced with an umbrella and a small, translucent water gun. She held both objects in her hand as she closed the door silently but then-

CLACK. The water pistol fell from her grasp with a clatter. The platypus army didn’t seem to notice but they did notice her hat fall off her head when she leaned over to pick up the gun.

“Uh oh.”

The Jon heard the noise and he shot out of the fort before he grabbed the water pistol, shooting it at all of the evil platypi.

“Pew! Pew!”

One by one, the platypi fell to the ground around Shojo but more were coming from the hallway every second.

Shojo took up her umbrella and slashed through the on coming army. Their numbers grew by the second and soon they were overwhelmed.

“Mr. Marksley, I don’t think we’re gonna make it out of this alive. The platypi army has teamed up with the ninjas. They’re unstoppable! What are we gonna do?”

The bot stopped and looked Shojo dead in the eye, “When in doubt, dance it out!” With that, the gold bot began to do the Captain Albert Alexander dance through the evil Platypi, leaving them stunned and amazed.

“Come on Shojo!”

Shojo stopped mid-swing and stared at The Jon. It took her a few moments to fully process what was happening, but, afterwards, she dropped her umbrella and jumped into dance alongside Jon.

They danced their way back into the pillow fort and made it safely inside. She still had her same shocked expression on her face that slowly morphed into a big smile.

“You did it!”

The Jon laughed and looked at Shojo, “No! We did it!” He gave her a high five before looking at the water pistol in his hand, “We must turn the platipus army onto our side.”

He looked up at Shojo, “Any ideas, deputy?”

“Hmm,” hummed Shojo as she put a thoughtful finger to her chin, stroking her non-existent beard. “We should tempt them with something they desire as a reward for switching sides. But what do platipi desire?”

As the pair sat in thought, a pillow succumbed to the rules of gravity. However, to Shojo and Jon, gravity played no part in moving that pillow…

“Oh no, I think they’ve found us!”

Jon flailed under the falling pillow, causing more pillows to fall around them until the two lay in a mess of pillows and blankets. His eyes went wide at the site of the platypus army, “We’ll give you ice cream!” He shouted, holding his hands up.

Shojo popped her head out from the pillow pile and looked around. Silence fell over the land…

“I think it worked, Jon. But where are we gonna get that much ice cream?” Shojo whispered. “Do you think they’d like double-triple-dip-dinosaur-cherry flavored ice cream?”

Jon looked at Shojo and then the army before he bolted up, “The ninja king! He always has some.” Looking back at the army, he grinned from ear to ear.

“Your king is hiding your ice cream! Come help us get it back!”

The platypi murmured with each other and turned back to Shojo and Jon, nodding their heads.

“They’ve agreed, Jon!” exclaimed Shojo. She hastily escapes from the pillow mountain encasing her and brushes herself off.

“But where is the ninja king? He’s the sneakiest of all the sneaky ninjas and he has those throwing star things too. Those are freaking deadly!”

[miss-shojo]

The Sweetest Robot in the World

((the following is a compilation of posts from reenie89 as the jon, and myself. it's sort of a prequel to our main rp which you can find right here. enjoy!))

Shojo stood in her room, contemplating moving to a new home, when The Jon came in.

“You can’t leave me, Shojo.” The Jon looked at her with the saddest puppy eyes ever, holding his top hat in his hands, crunching the sides.

“I’d miss you…”

“Oh, Jon…” Shojo’s eyes matched The Jon’s in level of puppy dog-ness. She walked over to him and stopped his hands from crushing his hat. She placed it back on his head and fixed his hair underneath it.

“I’m not going anywhere. I’ll always be right here. It’ll be like me moving down the street, it’ll be a new place to live but I’ll still be home. I’d miss you too much as well.”

She offered up her arms for a hug.

The gold bot bundled up Shojo in a hug, resting his chin on her head, “OK…just don’t leave? I like you. We can have tea parties.” He pulled away and looked at the girl.

“Maybe…we could move into a place together and always be friends.”

Shojo looked up into The Jon’s blue eyes and blushed. She giggled nervously and looked down so he wouldn’t see her pink cheeks.

“Gee, Jon, that’s sounds awfully nice. I’d have to think about it, of course, but we can still be friends now, right? It won’t matter where we are, we’ll always be friends.”

She keeps her face downcast but looks up at him and smiles.

The Jon smiled and nodded, “We can always be friends. As long as you don’t let the platypus army into your house.” He hugged the girl tight.

“Don’t let what people say get you down. You’re you and that’s all you need to be. If you’re happy who cares?”

Shojo hugged the bot back, leaning her head against his suspender-adorned chest. His words were as sweet as honey and she soaked them up like a sponge. She’d cried so much over the last week but that didn’t stop her from tearing up in his arms. The genuine tone in his voice was more than enough to make her forget every insult, every mean glare, every self-doubting thought…

She buried her face into his chassis, trying to hide it from the world, and took a deep breath.

“Thank you, Jon.”

“Now, if anyone says anything hurtful, remember that they’re just scared at how awesome you are.” He nodded and looked at the girl hiding her face. “Or, tell me and we can go hunt evil platypi till you forget about them.”

Shojo nodded her head but kept tight inside the bot’s arms.

“In a minute, okay? Just gimmie… *sniff* gimmie a minute,” she said softly.

“Take your time. A wise Doctor once told me Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.” He smiled at the girl and hugged her.

Shojo laughed, finally breaking off her sadness. She wiped her eyes and beamed up at him graciously.

“Thank you, Jon,” she said. “Now, what was that about an evil platypus army?”

[shojo]

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OOC: Good assumption! It’s that and I really wanted you to smile again. You have a cute smile.

*blushblushblush* well you definitely got me to smile both in and out of character. <3