YuuriVoice characters Incorrect Quotes:
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Feel free to add on, if you would like! I had fun with these.
(Spoilers below)
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BS!Listener: "This is my boyfriend Alphonse, and this is Al's (ex) boyfriend Seth!"
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BS!Listener: "We're three parts of one body! I'm the brain."
Alphonse: "I'm the body!"
Seth: "I'm the suppressed emotional issues."
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BS!Listener: "Boxers or briefs?"
Alphonse: "Usually I just go commando."
BS!Listener: "Really?!"
Dark Mode Alphonse, pulling out a Caliber .45: "Yup!"
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Seth: "I've made a lot of mistakes as a person, but I have yet to bring my ex-boyfriend's newest partner to a murder. I think I should hold to that."
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BS!Listener, in the car, seeing a pothole ahead: "TO THE LEFT!"
Alphonse and Seth: "Take it back now y'all!"
*Ker-thunk*
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Auron: "Good day everyone. Today, my brother pushed me (mentally), so I'm starting a Kickstarter account to put him down."
(Faust starts an actual Kickstarter to do the same to Auron)
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Faust: "People here at my bro's workplace just love me, you know. We have a lot of laughs!
Fuck off, Janet. I'm not going to your fuckin' baby shower."
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Finn's Listener: "You know Finn, you sure have some big hands."
Finn: "What?"
Finn's Listener: "Aaaaand you know what they say about big hands!"
Finn: "...They're better for giving hugs?"
Finn's Listener, tearing up: "Yes, that's absolutely what they say. C'mere."
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Finn the Storyteller (and probably YuuriVoice), watching the listeners: "Look at all those chickens!"
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Edmond: "In the words of my mistress, get fucked."
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Egon: "Why are you runnin'? WHY ARE YOU RUNN-"
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(How I imagine Finn's first break-up went)
Jack: "They don't deserve you. If they aren't treating you right by now, you're gone."
Finn: "I'm gone."
Jack: "Now GO CHOP THEIR DI-"
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WF!Listener: "Uh, Finn? What is that?"
Wilted Finn, covered in soil and blood, holding a coffee mug: "My latest blend of chamomile tea!"
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Valentine: "Hey, what's another word for buried treasure?"
Listener: "Hehe... booty?"
Valentine: "Mine."
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Ulrick: “I have been told that I am like the ocean. I am salty and I scare people.”
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Big Red/Lucien: "Most humans could only last a few seconds against me in a fight. What's your secret?"
Red's Listener: "I bought that shake-weight As-Seen-On-TV. Ten minutes a day, EVERY DAY."
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Lucien: "Now, what can I make you for breakfast?"
Red's Listener: "I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN."
Lucien: "One perfect omelet, comin' right up!"
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Alphonse: "I-"
Seth: "Would-"
Jack: "Like-"
Valentine: "To-"
Edmond: "See-"
Auron: "Your-"
Finn: "Cute-"
Egon: "Face-"
Lucien: "My-"
Faust: "Please take a bath."
