#referencemixologist

[silencewhippersnapper]

referencemixologist replied to your post:like I had pancake leftovers from breakfast that I...

Did he lowkey ask you out????

I have no idea, this dude is dry as hell and I can't hear half the shit he says anyways, so I guess we'll find out!!!

[coolestfword]

referencemixologist replied to your post “I have decided to create a romance novel blog”

"My Dear Barista" I still ship you two even though you'll never be a thing. Also, I have a book review tumblr called bloggingbouteroticabooks. Check it out. Please.

I cannot even tell you how much it pleases me to be a part of somebody's ship. I should return to that far away Starbucks and see if he's still there and sigh over him for a bit, maybe leave my number in a bold and pointless effort. But I do like that for a title. Hmmmmm. ALSO I immediately checked out your book review tumblr and now follow it and am excited to dig into it and make a book list. Your blog is now pinned to my internets! (We'll see if my browser doesn't eat it like it has been doing lately). Maybe someday I will submit the romance novel I've been working on for a stupid long time (it's done I'm just in that perpetual editing phase blearrghh). But I'm also going to pass on your blog to my friend who is a librarian in training that writes erotica! 

[silencewhippersnapper]

referencemixologist replied to your post:referencemixologist replied to...

No shame from me. You like it, I can dig it.

xoxo no worries

(fwiw he's like jensen-old)

[silencewhippersnapper]

referencemixologist replied to your post:referencemixologist replied to...

Like, old enough to be your dad old.

oh god no

nonono

we're out of the woods or w/e the fuck

[silencewhippersnapper]

referencemixologist replied to your post:allonsydocteur said:  idek what is happening but...

Why did I think gtl is some old dude? Just let it happen, man.

I mean, define old. :/

[silencewhippersnapper]

referencemixologist replied to your post:and so the shipper becomes the shippee

So am I going to have to tell you to ‘STAHP’ and ‘SHUT UP YOU’RE RUINING MY LIFE’?

god I hope not

I already hear that shit from my coworker (direct quote: "WATCHING THIS IS SO FUN FOR ME!!!")

I am, however, looking for someone to tell me to cut the shit and avoid entanglements at all costs, so if you're interested....

[happy-killer-ninja-panda]

referencemixologist replied to your post:Spice World is on Nextflix!!!! IF YOU NEED ME I...

You’re not singing loud enough! I can’t hear you at my house!

::Takes a hit from my inhaler:: Can you hear me now?

[silencewhippersnapper]

referencemixologist replied to your post:i don’t know how, when, or why it happened, but...

So wait, you like GTL now?? When did that happen?

girl I don't know. I guess I was in denial about it? Like, I wanted a job friend but now I think I want a job friend.