#regem-maris

[peixesdust]

regem-maris replied to your post:Can we talk about t)(e fact t)(at King Triton is...

King Triton has no feet vwith vwhich to kick asses.

But )(is arms are RIPP------ED!! )(e cod still punc)( someone!!

[crepuxulum]

regem-maris replied to your post: anonymous asked:Expatriate vs Exe...

Fight yourself, I vwant to knowv.

D »—> I will not entertain this nonsensical whim

[vwanum]

9. You'd be a 10 but you're all the vway at your bubble, I don't make the rules.

that should be like minus half a point because youre not evwen in your owvn bubble right nowv.

[cobaltterminator-blog]

♫

[Uptown Funk - Mike Ronson ft. Bruno Mars]

Dualscar had asked you to drinks, and you weren't one to turn down the offer of free alcohol. He said to teleport to the same coordinates he gave you, he could easily manipulate the dreambubble to accommodate a pub and drinks. 

Sure enough, you appeared on his ship, now docked in a nice little marina of some unidentified island, obviously a place Dualscar had sailed to while alive. 

D===> Dualscar?

There you were, calling for the Aquarius out on the deck like a wriggler without their lusus, you felt foolish.

"I'm comin', one moment," His voice replied from behind the door to the captains quarters. The doors creaked open, revealing the burly troll in a form-hugging dress, eyelids painted with black and violet, and hair tousled and styled into gentle waves around their horns. 

You swallowed thickly and blinked a couple of times, was this really the same troll who had dropped you on your ass countless times during your sparring matches? you didn't have long to think before the Orphaner swaggered up to you, shark-like-smirk on his face as your obvious amazement.

"Come one, ponyboy, you can't gawk all night,"

You almost wanted to ask if he wanted to bet on that.

[cobaltterminator-blog]

Slurred Vwords.

D===> Does the size of the prick match the size of the prick though??

D===> It is a mystery.

[wwickedspirits]

im not backin outta this one dualscar